French Solution

[Turkey Creek]

This was passed on to me by my weird brother in law- not sure as to it's credibility but sounds about right-

President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance


President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle
plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing
under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having
a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out
for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to
do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure
the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least
they stand out the better.

 

[Shear_stress]

This has come up several times already in forum. It's cute, but we should also remember how difficult it was for New Orleans police to keep the city from exploding after Hurricane Katrina swept through. Recall that we needed our own armed forces to restore order there too.