AP News Wire
Sunday, November 06, 2005
President Bush May Send Marines To Assist French
11/4/2005
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President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle
plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again.
Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr.
Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the
last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender
any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs Chairman, Gen. Peter Pace, USMC, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing
under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to volunteer to help those
ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade
a few Women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure
the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least
they stand out the better.
