Spat Bag
Hell at some point he is going to screw up, or the wife says he has, no matter he will be looking for Couch to sleep on.
Spat Bag ought to have a change of clothes, shaving kit, some cash, extra smokes and lighter and stuff along these lines.
Ladies version (they storm out too ya know) usually has extra chocolate and Gift Certs to Ice Cream places to get a Quart of Rocky Road ( whatever).
Gun Related part of post:
Ladies are better shooters than men more often than not, still they do not exhibit this same accuracy is throwing plates, dishes and other breakables.
The best Marriage Manual is How to Train Your Dog...so I hear anyway, too many damn folks been putting up with each other for 40 years and longer and that is what they said worked as guide for them.
Use Enough Spat Bag
*grin*