fun bumper sticker

[Dave McCracken]

Seen recently on T shirts.....

"The floggings will continue until morale improves"....

And...

"I play with swords".

"I don't play well with others".

"So, don't cry to me if you can't find your arm"....

And...

BA/UU/R....

 

[The_Antibubba]

My bumper

It's a scientifically proven fact:
SCUM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP.

 

[countertop]

My father in law and his Vietnam buddies printed up a whole bunch of these.

If you want one, IM me.

Guns Don't Kill Kids,
Abortions Kill Kids.

I NEED this one!

Is this the one your talking about?

It available here

 

[BluesBear]

I like this one;

 

[Mumbles_45]

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

For every animal you dont eat, I'll eat three

I love Animals...They're tasty

 

[sturing]

I saw a bumper sticker at a gun shop a few weeks ago. It said:

Guns cause crime like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.

 

[MrsBalog]

more laughs

I always like "I drink grape juice...'cause OJ kills" And as a pro-life activist, I really enjoyed, "guns don't kill kids, abortions kill kids"

 

[faustulus]

My personal favorites"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

and

"Stop pissing me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

 

[Ex-Doc]

"Liberals- the other white meat"

 

[Mumbles_45]

When they come for my gun, they can have it bullets first

John Kerry: If you dont like his position now, just wait 15 minutes

If guns cause crime, mine must be defective

 

[Marshall]

"Liberals- the other white meat"

ROFLMAO

 

[Billmanweh]

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I completed a special six week sniper training course, all I got was this lousy bumper sticker

 

[Billll]

"Limit Terms:
Declare politicians
a game species"


On all my vehicles:
"Wierd Load"

On my bike, in white oval"

"RKBA"

and

"VRWC"

 

[Muzzleflash]

"only half of the patients that enter abortion clinics come out alive"

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3337432/

^^ that is going to be a window decal on my 4x4, definitely.

 

[mack69]

RE:

" We Put The Fun in Dysfunctional"

 

[Silent Bob]

"Keep working, millions on welfare depend on you."

 

[ShaiVong]

I enjoyed them all

But this is the only one that made me actually laugh out loud:

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

Maybe I have a sick sense of humor?

 

[P5 Guy]

I had this one on my car years ago: BUY A GUN WITH YOUR TAX REFUND.

 

[effengee]

My bumper sticker...

"If guns are outlawed, only oulaws will shoot thier kids accidentally"

Astonishes more than a few people seeing as to how it's on the back of a white mini-van full of kids...

 

[Eskimo Jim]

Those have been great!!!

A couple of my favorites are:

Picture of an American Flag with the words "These colors don't Run"
"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"
"Horn Broken, Watch for Finger"
"Kennedy's Car has killed more people than my gun" classic to have on the car while driving around Cape Cod or Martha's Vineyard.

-Jim

 

[gwitness]

no stickers on my truck.....but the licence plate frame says
"Too close for missles.....switching to guns"

 

[Highpower1]

still my favorite

"I support gun control....USE BOTH HANDS"

 

[Larry Ashcraft]

On my brothers truck:

"Hunt with your kids... Not for them."

Saw this painted on the side of a tricked out Jeep CJ5 this morning:

HUMMER Recovery Vehicle

 

[Muzzleflash]

My Isuzu is a "Heep Recovery Vehicle".

 

[trebuchet]

"If I'm not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

"NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS"

"Support search and rescue... get lost!!!"