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Some bumper stickers I would like to see...


Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life..but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive..
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!



And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to America
...now speak English
 
A couple of favorites:

"Parks and Recreation Department - Let's Park and Recreate!"

"We are Dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated!"
 
Saw this on a t-shirt--

Would love to have
a battle of witts with you
but I dont fight unarmed people
 
Michigan has these stupid vanity plates that say "Children" across the bottom an off to the side of the numbers in kid's handwriting it says 'Just love 'em!"

I've alwys wanted to have a similar plate that read "Just eat 'em!"
 
Here are two I made as the campaign stickers are just inadequate to truly voice my opinions.
 

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