FUNNIEST movie gun moments

[Plinkerton]

And of course, any movie where someone gets >20 shots off with a pistol without reloading.

The ULTIMATE non-reloading movie is "Last Man Standing" with Bruce Willis. He's got to pistols, some sort of 1911's I believe. With one in each hand, he takes out bad guys left and right thru the whole movie. He almost NEVER reloads, and he shoots like a maniac. It's as if each gun holds 50 bullets at least.

Also, in that movie there is a scene where he is sitting at a table, loading clips. He's got a huge pile of them, and he just sits there loading them. Apparently, loading them is enough. He doesn't actually have to carry a backpack to carry them all, or actually put one in a gun.

Another, from Boondock Saints. From the outtakes, "WYATT EARP, MAN!" again, "WYATT EARP, MAN!" again, "WYATT EARP, MAN!" again, "WYATT EARP, MAN!".

It's golden.

 

[Sean T]

My favorite is from Harlem Nights starring Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy is getting shot at by 3 guys. One has a Thompson and the other 2 have pistols. Eddie Murphy ducks down behind a table or something and then takes out his 1911 and shoots 3 times blindly over the wall. It then grows eerily silent and Eddie Murphy peeks slowly over the table and looks and sees he shot all three of them dead. Hilarious!

 

[Ian]

There're a bunch of good gun scenes in Firefly...like this one in War Stories:

[as Shepard Book loads and chambers a Mec-Tec carbine]

ZOE: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about
killing?"

BOOK: "Quite specific."
(beat)
"It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. "

And later on in the episode:

[JAYNE, ZOE, and WASH advance, see the Captain being strangled outside on the narrow balcony surrounding the huge processing shaft.

JAYNE raises his pistol. ZOE puts her hand on his arm.]

ZOE: "Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself."

MAL (strangled): "No! No, it's not!"

ZOE (oops): "Oh."

[ZOE, JAYNE and WASH all shoot at the TORTURER. The TORTURER falls over the edge of the balcony and tumbles to his death. ]

 

[Jake]

Army of Darkness

" Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "


and also the " This is my boomstick. " speech.

 

[Treylis]

"Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man"

Marlboro has a Desert Eagle in .44, Harley has a Ruger .454 conversion, and they're in a shootout with a bunch of guys wielding SMGs.

Marlboro Man: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

*bad guys turn towards them, start firing full-auto*

Marlboro: Look out, they're coming this way and spendin' a fortune!

*later on, after Harley doesn't want to shoot somebody and throws his gun instead*

Marlboro: Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!

Plus the lines about squeezing and not yanking the trigger, etc. ;-)

 

[another48hrs]

I loved it when in Hot Shots!2 Charlie Sheens character is going crazy in the Iraqi POW camp, and runs out of ammo. A bunch of Iraqi soldiers turns the corner and he picks up a couple bullets from a near by ammo box and throws it at them, all fall down dead.

Also,

"See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

 

[Dionysusigma]

Another Hot Shots reference...

The fragment of a boat he's standing on, blasting away with the M249... brass up to his armpits

Terminator 2, when the Governator picks up the minigun: "It's definately you."

Ditto The Hunt for Red October and Army of Darkness.

 

[Gary_P]

Also see my sig line for a good one each from John Wayne and Clint Eastwood classics.

Outlaw Josey Wales, the BEST movie in existance



Gary

 

[BHPshooter]

The pistol is an M1911, not an A1

Sorry bud, it's a BHP. Trust me, Raiders of the Lost Ark is one movie I know something about. There have been several screen grabs of the HP (especially since the DVD came out), and it is certainly a BHP.
Check here: http://www.indygear.com/gear/guns.shtml#browning

Wes

 

[earthworm]

The gun/cup twirl scene in 'Tombstone'.

 

[Justin]

Two more funny gun moments in Firefly:

A federal agent is holding River hostage. Simon has a gun pointed at him, and they are pretty much playing out the typical tv hostage scene. The door opens up and Mal comes running in, draws his pistol, shoots the hostage taker without missing a beat and continues towards the bridge of the ship.

In another episode there's a standoff in the cargo hold with a group of mafia-style toughguys. Mal is being held at knifepoint by one of them when the thug takes a bullet in the leg.

Mal turns and looks up at Jayne, who's laying on the floor, groggily recovering from a sedative shot.

Mal: Nice shot!

Jayne (slurred): I was aimin' for his head.

 

[ScottS]

The Shootist and Two Mules for Sister Sarah?

Ouch! 0 for 2. Try The Undefeated and The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Scott
Too Many Movies

 

[Detachment Charlie]

Evil Roy Slade

From a true cult classic, Evil Roy Slade:

"Evil Roy! There's a rider comin."
"Kill him."
"Roy, it's a woman."
"Wound her."

 

[shep854]

Ah! Evil Roy Slade! It's beek many years, but one scene that I rmember as a howler was his visit to the therapist, where he had to disarm himself. The hangdog look that kept growing as he shed his armory- as well as the amount of hardware was classic!

In the "Hard to believe" department was the gun roll in The Mummy II. There was a truly impressive assortment of hardware in it, but Brandon Fraser's character kept tossing around as if it were empty.

 

[cool45auto]

"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real ****ing gun!"
- Riggs in Lethal Weapon

Cracks me up everytime.

 

[Detritus]

"Most things in here do not respond well to bullets"

Sean Connery to Alec Baldwin in 'The Hunt for Red October'

followed shortly, (when baldwin's character is fired upon by the KGB plant trying to blow the sub up) by "I have to be careful what I shoot at!!??!!"


maybe not funny but SUCH sweet justice, from HEIST hackmann standing over DeVito with a double barrel.

Devito: "Hey don't you wanna hear my last words?"

Hackman: "I just did"

 

[ckyllo]

National lampoons Loaded weapon 1. There is a shoot out in a convience store, starts out as couple of punks with revolvers and than bigger and bigger guns on each side and all the way up to full auto shootout. Finally the bad guys are laying on the ground and the cop comes up to and says " I bet I know what you are thinking, did he fire 175 times or 176 times so tell me punk do you feel lucky?"

 

[throwweight]

From Tombstone...

'It's that drunk piano player...yer so drunk yer probably seein' double.'

'I got two guns, one for each of ya!'

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Kelly's Heros,when they walk down the street to make a "deal" with the german tank.The spaghetti western music,Oddball loosening the luger in his holster,the 88 pointed at them and then they tell the german what he's guarding.....next thing ya see is the bank door being blown off by the tank.
I LOVE that movie...

 

[hksw]

Terrence Hill's character, Nobody (his name isn't revealed throughout the movie), in the speghetti western My Name is Nobody. In one scene where he confronts a potential gun duel combatant, he displays his quickdraw 3 times. The funny part is that, with the same hand, he is holding his saddle against his back with his hand over his shoulder. He was so 'quick' that the saddle doesn't have a chance to fall to the ground during the draws.

 

[shep854]

Another good one is the barroom shootout in "Waterhole #3", a Western comedy from the late '60s with James Coburn, where the combatants blow the place apart with sawed-off shotguns, without hitting anybody.

 

[Gopher]

The bar scene from Chuck Norris Code of Silence. Two BG walk into a bar to rob it and yell "this is a stickup" as they walk in the front door. Every person in the bar throws down on them with something. Shouldnt try to rob a cop bar in Chicago.

 

[joegerardi]

In the original Miami Vice movie (pilot) Crockett and a DEA officer go to court. There's a momentary blackout, and when the lights come on, Crockett and the agent have dropped to the floor, but *everyone* else has drawn down on the defendant. They all put their weapons away except the court stenographer, who looks like she's contemplating drilling the defendant anyway. After the judge gets her to holster her weapon, he makes a great comment about the 2nd Amendment, something like: "Well, it doesn't speak to well about our power system, but reinforces our belief in the 2nd Amendment.

..Joe

 

[Kodiak AK]

Sean T . I can believe you forgot the set up for that .


By the way he just had his car shot full of holes , and three guys where shooting at him . The guy on each side had a tommy gun and the guy in the middle had a revolver . The best part was there was a rain of fire from the tommy's then they stopped and you here pop pop from the revlver . I can't remeber if they did that two or three times ,but that just cracked me up .


My favorite would of course be the famous Glock 7 in DH2.

 

[Gunpacker]

Funniest gun moment

You guys don't watch good movies. Scene in "Support Your Local Sheriff" with James Garner and Walter Brennan, when Brennan comes into the Sheriff's office, sticks his 45 in James Garner's face is the funniest. When James Garner calmly sticks his finger into the .45 and Walter Brennan says "get your finger out of my gun. It will blow up if I shoot you". What a scene.