FUNNIEST movie gun moments
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SMLE
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In "Raising Arizona", there is a chase scene where the cops are after Nick Cage's character and the rapid fire coming from the cop car as they careen down the road is hilarious.
The shotgun that James Caan(sp?) carried in one John Wayne movie I can't remember the name of at this hour was a hoot too. He kept hitting people and things BESIDE him.
There are some great moments in "Secondhand Lions" as well. It's a great movie all the way.
The shotgun that James Caan(sp?) carried in one John Wayne movie I can't remember the name of at this hour was a hoot too. He kept hitting people and things BESIDE him.
There are some great moments in "Secondhand Lions" as well. It's a great movie all the way.
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another48hrs
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I just remembered the scene from Desperado where El Mariachi and the accountant are reaching for guns, but all of them are empty.
themic
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how bout Roddy Piper in "They Live"
enters bank, wearing sunglasses, and carrying a shotgun...
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...... and I am all out of bubblegum."
...he then proceeds to blow away whole bunches of aliens.
edit: not sure if i can say a** so i starred it out.
enters bank, wearing sunglasses, and carrying a shotgun...
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...... and I am all out of bubblegum."
...he then proceeds to blow away whole bunches of aliens.
edit: not sure if i can say a** so i starred it out.
BluesBear
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SMLE, I think you are referring to El Dorado starring John Wayne as Cole Thornton, James Caan as Mississippi (Alan Bedillion Trahearn) & Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah
J.P. - How's your leg Cole?
Cole - Ask the Doc.
Dr - Oh it's not too bad. You know these wounds were made by buckshot don't you?
Cole - I thought they were.
Dr - Who was using a shotgun?
Cole - There was a certain young man with a...
Mississippi - Um, I was using a shotgun Doc.
Dr - You? I thought you were on their side.
Bull - He was.
Mississippi - I told you I was no good with a gun.
Bull - The trouble is Doc, Cole was in fron of the gun. The safe place to be is behind Mississippi when he shoots that thing.
Can you tell this is one of my favorite John Wayne movies?
J.P. - How's your leg Cole?
Cole - Ask the Doc.
Dr - Oh it's not too bad. You know these wounds were made by buckshot don't you?
Cole - I thought they were.
Dr - Who was using a shotgun?
Cole - There was a certain young man with a...
Mississippi - Um, I was using a shotgun Doc.
Dr - You? I thought you were on their side.
Bull - He was.
Mississippi - I told you I was no good with a gun.
Bull - The trouble is Doc, Cole was in fron of the gun. The safe place to be is behind Mississippi when he shoots that thing.
Can you tell this is one of my favorite John Wayne movies?
BluesBear
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Plinkerton, you are very wrong about Last man Standing.
Bruce Willis DOES reload, several times!
If the scene where John Smith he busts in to rescue Joe Monday, he shoots both Colts to slide lock and drop both magazines Using his right thumb and his left index finger. He then places both guns, side by side, in his right hand and insterts fresh magazines. He then takes one gun in each hand and drops the slide locks. The right one with his thumb and the left with his index finger.
It's obvious that Bruce knows his way around a 1911.
Bruce Willis DOES reload, several times!
If the scene where John Smith he busts in to rescue Joe Monday, he shoots both Colts to slide lock and drop both magazines Using his right thumb and his left index finger. He then places both guns, side by side, in his right hand and insterts fresh magazines. He then takes one gun in each hand and drops the slide locks. The right one with his thumb and the left with his index finger.
It's obvious that Bruce knows his way around a 1911.
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So many great moments shared already. Raiders of Lost Ark using a gun on the attacker with sword still at the top of My list.
John Wayne, classic guy, classic movies. True Grit with Kim Darby and that "big ol' hogleg". Some great lines in that movie as well.
What was the movie with Michael Keaton ?-
What did you you shoot him with
"thirty-eight or thirty-nine"
Beverly Hills Cops series had quite a few.
Recall the scene when Murphy notices all the guns behind the Bedroom Door of Younger Cop?
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And you've got to love Danny Vermin from Johnny Dangerously:
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an .88 Magnum
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.
D.A. Burr: The public sees him as a knight in shining armor.
Danny Vermin: This goes through armor . . . and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside....
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an .88 Magnum
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.
D.A. Burr: The public sees him as a knight in shining armor.
Danny Vermin: This goes through armor . . . and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside....
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Sean
LOL
I forgot about that one...
LOLI forgot about that one...
Almost every shoot out scene in "Gross Pointe Blank" is pretty cool and pretty funny. The best is where he shooting one of Dan Ackroyd's hitmen in the kitchen and after he shoots the guy a couple of times, he hits him with a frying pan and then shoots him again.
Another one is the shootout in the Quickie Mart where the clerk is playing DOOM on the video arcade and doesn't notice there is a real shootout going on.
And John Cusack must have made about fifty magazine changes during that movie, sometimes reloading two guns from slide lock at once, and doing it pretty darn quick.
Another one is the shootout in the Quickie Mart where the clerk is playing DOOM on the video arcade and doesn't notice there is a real shootout going on.
And John Cusack must have made about fifty magazine changes during that movie, sometimes reloading two guns from slide lock at once, and doing it pretty darn quick.
BluesBear
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Does anyone remember a movie from the 70s (i think) that I believe was called "7"? (no not the Seven with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt)
It was about a group of war vets who had a buddy killed by an Asian mobster. They go for revenge. The old Sarge who was a martial arts master has gained a little excess weight since retirement. After out kung-fuing the head mobster and throwing him out of the prerequisite skyscraper window he is confronted by the bodyguard (who had convieniently in the men's room).
The bodyguard strikes a post and yells Hi-Ya! Upon which the out-of-breath Sgt simply says Hi-Ya yer a$$, pulls out a 4" Colt Python and sends him to meet his ancestors.
The other good gun scene was where they trapped a group of the henchmen at a gas station. They were driving a 60s Lincoln Contential with suicide-doors. After cutting the battery cables under the premise of checking the oil, they use horseshoes to "lock" the doors. After filling the gas tank and laying the still running hose on the roof of the car the good guys hop in the back of a pickup truck and drive off.
They drive about 50 yards and stop. That's when they pull out the Very pistol.
It was about a group of war vets who had a buddy killed by an Asian mobster. They go for revenge. The old Sarge who was a martial arts master has gained a little excess weight since retirement. After out kung-fuing the head mobster and throwing him out of the prerequisite skyscraper window he is confronted by the bodyguard (who had convieniently in the men's room).
The bodyguard strikes a post and yells Hi-Ya! Upon which the out-of-breath Sgt simply says Hi-Ya yer a$$, pulls out a 4" Colt Python and sends him to meet his ancestors.
The other good gun scene was where they trapped a group of the henchmen at a gas station. They were driving a 60s Lincoln Contential with suicide-doors. After cutting the battery cables under the premise of checking the oil, they use horseshoes to "lock" the doors. After filling the gas tank and laying the still running hose on the roof of the car the good guys hop in the back of a pickup truck and drive off.
They drive about 50 yards and stop. That's when they pull out the Very pistol.
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Blues Bear,
Yeah rings a bell...
*ahem* since suicide doors were around...err...you know horse shoes will do that for real.
Humm...not that I have any knowledge of such...wondered where that idea came from.
Kinda like parking too close to a DeLorean with couple of cute blondes inside..."gull wings" need to open "up". ahh yes my younger years and the things one must do at times...well...the doors were allowed to open ...err...nevermind
Yeah rings a bell...
*ahem* since suicide doors were around...err...you know horse shoes will do that for real.
Humm...not that I have any knowledge of such...wondered where that idea came from.
Kinda like parking too close to a DeLorean with couple of cute blondes inside..."gull wings" need to open "up". ahh yes my younger years and the things one must do at times...well...the doors were allowed to open ...err...nevermind
BuckeyePPC
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Dick Tracey at nightwhen all the cops and bad guys have Thompsons firing. Love the fireworks in that scene.
BluesBear
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DIck Tracy was the first movie I ever saw on a home theatre with surround sound. The sound of the empties from the Tommyguns hitting the ground in the rear speakers was impressive.
ducktapehero
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The funniest is in the movie Caddyshack when Carl the Groundskeeper has the gopher lined up perfectly in the sights of his scope and fires, only to have the bullet hit six inches from where he aimed. "Freeze Gopher!!!"
TackleberryAt clothing issue:
"Guns, when do we get guns?"
On the shotgun range tells the instructor:
"Come with me!"
Why he's pounding his head after the riot:
"There was gunplay, sir, and he wasn't involved."
"It's time for this cop to meet the public."
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First up is from Batman.
Before the Cathedral scene, the Joker pulls out the revolver with the 3 foot barrel. The muzzle blast knocks him back and the gun downs the Batplane. The size of that gun always gets a
Next is from "Dr. No". Bond likes his supressed .25 Beretta, but he is told to leave it and carry the Walther PP in .32 because it is more reliable and has better stopping power. I always get a grin from that line.
This last one isn't funny, but more of a screw-up.
in "The Punisher" our hero has just gone into the bad guys building before they go out to kill him. He is firing his colt 1911's and empties the mag on one of them. He slaps a new mag in and...has to rack the slide. I thought 1911's held the slide open after the last shot.
ooh, got one more. In Spaceballs, Princess Vespa and her android have just been sprung from jail. Lonestar tells her to "hold this" and hands her a gun. She says "I don't want this, I hate guns!" right before a Spaceball guard fires and hits her hair. She responds "He just shot my hair!" and aims the weapon. She starts firing and takes out a whole squad of guards.
Before the Cathedral scene, the Joker pulls out the revolver with the 3 foot barrel. The muzzle blast knocks him back and the gun downs the Batplane. The size of that gun always gets a
Next is from "Dr. No". Bond likes his supressed .25 Beretta, but he is told to leave it and carry the Walther PP in .32 because it is more reliable and has better stopping power. I always get a grin from that line.
This last one isn't funny, but more of a screw-up.
in "The Punisher" our hero has just gone into the bad guys building before they go out to kill him. He is firing his colt 1911's and empties the mag on one of them. He slaps a new mag in and...has to rack the slide.
I thought 1911's held the slide open after the last shot.ooh, got one more. In Spaceballs, Princess Vespa and her android have just been sprung from jail. Lonestar tells her to "hold this" and hands her a gun. She says "I don't want this, I hate guns!" right before a Spaceball guard fires and hits her hair. She responds "He just shot my hair!" and aims the weapon. She starts firing and takes out a whole squad of guards.
Anyone ever see Tremors2? god that was an awful movie. But it had a pretty funny seen.
Some of the characters from the first movie are in the second, namely Bert, the gun nut (and my hero ) He's got a new .50bmg sniper rifle he wants to show off. and he gets just the chance. He is in a group of about 5 people. They are running from building to building, to avoid the new tremors. The new ones are not big worms from under ground, they walk on 2 legs, above grounds, and use heat as well as vibration to find prey. They just need to run between 2 buildings and around a corner and they will have made it to the jeep, and to safety. But there is a little tremor thing in the alleyway. Bert lines up his shot with the .50bmg, takes aim and the little tremor EXPLODES (that was cool). They run over to the truck, and one of the other people notice a hole in the wall behind where the tremor was standing. She looks through the wall, and whats she see, the jeep. The bullet had gone through the tremor through like 3 concrete walls, and through the engine block of the jeep.
I want that gun...
Some of the characters from the first movie are in the second, namely Bert, the gun nut (and my hero
) He's got a new .50bmg sniper rifle he wants to show off. and he gets just the chance. He is in a group of about 5 people. They are running from building to building, to avoid the new tremors. The new ones are not big worms from under ground, they walk on 2 legs, above grounds, and use heat as well as vibration to find prey. They just need to run between 2 buildings and around a corner and they will have made it to the jeep, and to safety. But there is a little tremor thing in the alleyway. Bert lines up his shot with the .50bmg, takes aim and the little tremor EXPLODES (that was cool). They run over to the truck, and one of the other people notice a hole in the wall behind where the tremor was standing. She looks through the wall, and whats she see, the jeep. The bullet had gone through the tremor through like 3 concrete walls, and through the engine block of the jeep. I want that gun...
LiquidTension
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"It'll hurt if I do." - Bruce Willis, talking about shooting a gangster in Last Man Standing
"Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you f*****!" - Rocco, Boondock Saints
"Is it dead?!" - Rocco again.
I always laugh out loud when I watch the final gun battles in Equilibrium. The weighted mags, the over the shoulder rifle flip - awesome
Jet Li ripping the slide off of the Beretta in Leathal Weapon 4.
"Dodge this." - that is a classic one liner.
"Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you f*****!" - Rocco, Boondock Saints
"Is it dead?!" - Rocco again.
I always laugh out loud when I watch the final gun battles in Equilibrium. The weighted mags, the over the shoulder rifle flip - awesome
Jet Li ripping the slide off of the Beretta in Leathal Weapon 4.
"Dodge this." - that is a classic one liner.
I also like the scene when he gets back to base after being ambushed in his truck by the graboids. Wen he described how he fought them off, finally ending with "I am... completely... out of ammo. Thats never happened before!"
Other amusing movie gun scenes:
In one of the Naked Gun movies (or possibly Police Squad, the tv show that spawned it):
One of the cops (Leslie Neilson's character, I think) is having a shoot-out with one of the bad guys. Both are hiding behind barrles/etc, trading shots. They both run out of ammo, and the camera pulls back to reveal they are only about three feet apart. So they just throw their guns are each other.
In a Western called "Desperado" (not the Antonio Banderas film):
The hero is in the saloon, standing at the bar with his back to the door, with a glass of whiskey.
A BG enters with a gun and issues a threat.
The hero spins round, drops his glass, draws his revolver, shoots the BG, tosses his revolver to his other hand, ducks down, and catches his whiskey before it hits the ground, without spilling a drop.
Mad Max 2:
After Max has been marching the gyrocaptain around at gun-point for some time, they come across a dead bandit (killed by one of the gyrocaptain's snakes). Max walks up to him and searches the body, finding two shotgun cartridges. Which he then loads into his (previously empty) shotgun.
Elmer Snerd
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Another scene from Police Squad/Naked Gun: Our Hero goes to meet an informant. The "informant" stands up, announces "I have a message from (Head Bad Guy)!" and opens fire.
Drebin responds with "I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
Drebin responds with "I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
Gary_P
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The original "Tremors"
when the slug thingy breaks through the wall in reba mcintires & husbands basement, after the shooting stops...........picked the wrong damn rec room to break into didn't you?
Gary
when the slug thingy breaks through the wall in reba mcintires & husbands basement, after the shooting stops...........picked the wrong damn rec room to break into didn't you?
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