Funny comments you have received related to guns

[Mr. Mysterious]

Great post P5 guy!

911 Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"
Nosy Neighbor: "Was looking over my neighbors fence and noticed some bags, I asked what was in the bags, he said guns, and I asked him to show me one and he pulled out a full-auto machine gun"
911: "A machinegun?"
NN" "Yes, oh my god, he is over there right now carrying them into his house. I'm looking in his bedroom window right now and he is putting them into his closet PLEASE HELP ME!"

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I showed a family member the Steyr M9 that I was carrying. I dropped the mag and cleared it and then handed it to them, explaining all the neat features that it has. Well, a couple days later I am asked by someone else why I carry bullets in my gun.

 

[artherd]

What in the world do you suppose he told the police to make them send two officers like that? "Theres a man with a gun over there. Telling me I've got to beware"??
I love it when morons think they'll get you in trouble by calling the authorities and then it backfires.

It's also borderline illegal, expecially if they misrepresent or invent anything passed off as 'fact' to the LEOs.

Look up "Malicious Prosecution".

 

[BluesBear]

Q: Are all them rejissteered?

A: Of course they are. All of us from Seel-Force-Sixty-Nine are required to reqister ALL of our guns and explosives. We also have to confirm our location with the gummint at least once every 24 hours or every time we travel more than 100 miles. We're on reserve status until death, ya know.



P5 Guy - you need a taller fence.

 

[P5 Guy]

I also shoot at the Police Pistol Club in town, St Pete, some of the guys know me from their range.

 

[Hot brass]

Its so big.

 

[Zundfolge]

I've noticed several have posted "Is that thing registered?" as a funny/dumb comment we've heard.

I too have had several people ask if my guns are registered and I've found that thats an excellent opening to educate people and even get them on our side.

In at least two instances I've been asked if my guns are registered, and when they find out there's no such requirement those people have become gun owners themselves soon after (usualy after a trip to the range and/or a few more polite discussions of RKBA).

The antis have done a good job of convincing people that its a big hassle to own guns, thus keeping many people from becoming gun owners in the first place.

 

[KaceCoyote]

"Wait, you have guns? Dude I totally thought you were gay!"
"I am.."
"But...holdon..."

 

[Oleg Volk]

"What's the annual tax on keeping a shotgun in Tennessee?"

Not a bad question, considering we just got done talking about the $200 tax on mufflers for guns.

 

[esskay]

Hefty shipment of ammo from a group buy arrives at home. Somewhat annoyed, wife says, "What, are you planning to attack something?"

 

[Old Partner]

At an apartment complex I used to live at:

Q: Is that a real gun?

A: Yes, I grew out of toys some time ago.

Q: Is it loaded?

A: If it wasn't I might as well be carrying a hammer.

At a shopping center:

Q: You do have a permit for that don't you?

A: No, welcome to Arizona.

 

[mhdishere]

Cofinedbythe curtain:
A former co-worker used to call me Lt Calley, so I know how you feel.

 

[mfree]

"What, are you planning to attack something?"

Yes'm, I know lots of paper and cardboard that needs killin'. Wanna help?

 

[MLH]

Why do you need a gun?

I just tell them that the BG's are not looking for the cops cause they're carrying guns.

They're looking for for Joe Citizen like you and me cause they don't think we carry guns.

I plan on showing them the error of their ways!

 

[Bruce H]

One answer to " Is that thing registered". No I want my killing sprees untraceable. Not the wisest choice of words but the looks are priceless.

 

[sturmruger]

This one takes the CAKE

A less then bright friend of my wife asked one day while I was cleaning my XD40.

"if you shot me in the head with that would I die?"

I told her that it would most definetly kill her if I shot her in the head. :banghead:

 

[Taurus 66]

<points to the muzzle> "Is this the hole where bullets come out?"

- I kid you not.

 

[Bart Noir]

BluesBear, I love it!

Seel-Force-Sixty-Nine

Bart Noir
Who ain't never said anything dumb. Nope, not once.

 

[mack69]

Re:

From my dad...."Why do you have so many"?? This from a guy who has more golf clubs than Tiger Woods...

From my brother who has not ever been shooting, on the way to the range with me earlier this month: "Can I shoot like they do in the movies"??

From same brother after he pulled his muffs off while I was shooting: "Wow that's loud"

From mrsmack first time she fired my GP100 4inch .357: "S--T!!"

 

[SpaceCowboy]

In relation to my 1911 while working at a gun store.

"Do you know your gun is cocked?" (from an LEO)

"Your gun is cocked, your gonna shoot your (male appendage) off with that thing" (From the IPSC shooters whom I later got into an altercation with their RO)

--No shortage of stupid people in Chicago--

 

[mack69]

Re:

Hey spacecowboy....where in Chicago area do you live? What gun store you work at or was that a past job? Just curious, I am also in the Chicago area....NW burbs.....mack

 

[2t2 crash]

at a gun store in san pablo...
Me: "im looking for a reputable gunsmith who can mount a prewar scope on a K98 Mauser."
store owner: "why dont you get rid of that garbage and buy a brand new scoped remington for less?"



idiot

 

[SpaceCowboy]

Mack:
I used to work at Midewest in Lyons near Brookfield. But I live in the west 'burbs. I was at Midwest for 3 - 31/2 years? Something like that.