natedog
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Anyone have any links to funny gun discussions, particuarly on video game or rap music boards? You know ,the kind that just makes you want to smile due to the faulked "expertise", mostly put out by Counter-Strike kids...
Funny gun discussions
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winstonsmith
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Man, I had a discussion with my classmate about guns the other day. I swear to John Moses Browning, every little nugget of knowledge I passed to him was followed by a furrowed brow and a forlorn objection: "But in Counterstrike, (insert nonsensical physically impossible BULL DOODIE here)"
People suck.
People suck.
Camel
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Counterstrike
Whenever I hear anyone mention CS in a serious conversation I feel the urge to yell "H4X LOL" , begin jumping and crouching, and attack them with a knife.
I once had someone say to me "9mm is weak, it takes like a hundred shots to kill a guy." I asked him if he'd like to volunteer for a test and promised to only shoot him once. He declined
Whenever I hear anyone mention CS in a serious conversation I feel the urge to yell "H4X LOL" , begin jumping and crouching, and attack them with a knife.
I once had someone say to me "9mm is weak, it takes like a hundred shots to kill a guy." I asked him if he'd like to volunteer for a test and promised to only shoot him once. He declined
BHPshooter
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Counterstrike, while fun, is probably the worst popular source for gun information out there -- and everybody believes it. All of it.
Gun discussions in school were pretty fun. Kids who'd probably never even shot a gun would talk about how weak the .223 is, and would swear up and down that .30-'06 is the only round that will kill anything/anybody. I tried to explain to that kid (this was all in Junior High, BTW) about how .270 Win handloaders can use .30-'06 brass, but .30-'06 handloaders can't use .270 brass.
Insert blank look here.
In High School, my heavily pro-gun friend and I were in the same Aviation class, where we'd watch "channel one." They'd show clips of various drivel, and anything having to do with guns, we would immediately tear apart. You know, things like, "It's okay, that uncocked single-action isn't going to hurt anybody yet," and, "That was more than six shots."
It's so fun being able to tear the feeble world down around your classmates.
Wes
Gun discussions in school were pretty fun. Kids who'd probably never even shot a gun would talk about how weak the .223 is, and would swear up and down that .30-'06 is the only round that will kill anything/anybody. I tried to explain to that kid (this was all in Junior High, BTW) about how .270 Win handloaders can use .30-'06 brass, but .30-'06 handloaders can't use .270 brass.
Insert blank look here.
In High School, my heavily pro-gun friend and I were in the same Aviation class, where we'd watch "channel one."
They'd show clips of various drivel, and anything having to do with guns, we would immediately tear apart. You know, things like, "It's okay, that uncocked single-action isn't going to hurt anybody yet," and, "That was more than six shots." It's so fun being able to tear the feeble world down around your classmates.
Wes
Fred Thompson
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OK, I stand before you ready to be abused....what exactly
is "CounterStrike?
is "CounterStrike?
Beetle Bailey
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Haven't played it, but Counterstrike is a video game. From looking at the box at the store, it looks like some kinda special forces/anti-terrorist game. Players can team up and play other teams. I'm actually kinda curious now about whether or not it's actually fun. . .
Ukraine Train
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I don't play it a whole lot but CS is a lot of fun. It's a first person shooter. You can play online against other people. I think it's usually a team of bad guys vs a team of good guys or you can do every man for hiimself.
The first indicator that Counterstrike is not realistic is that the counter-terrorists do not use Extreme Shock Fang Face Anti-terrorist rounds. Sheah right!
In reality though it's funny that the .50 BMG sniper rifle pretty much is always one shot one kill but the Steyr Scout is rarely one shot one kill unless you hit them in the head. Those weak .376 steyr rounds are good fer nothin'! (actually now I want to say that on the game it states the Steyr is .338 Lapua but either way.... )
brad cook
In reality though it's funny that the .50 BMG sniper rifle pretty much is always one shot one kill but the Steyr Scout is rarely one shot one kill unless you hit them in the head. Those weak .376 steyr rounds are good fer nothin'! (actually now I want to say that on the game it states the Steyr is .338 Lapua but either way....
)brad cook
Mute
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mondocomputerman
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Mute, that is great!!
Counterstrike, the bane of my online gaming experiences. I played CS for a week or so, but then went back to playing Half-Life's Firearms mod. Don't have to wait to respawn, action is more realistic, and they are now making an attempt to make it more realistic. Also, Call of Duty is my current favorite online game.
Guarenteed on every CS game to have at least one kid who has claimed to have gone to "gun college", and by that I mean knows everything. It's a lot of fun to bait these people, and they usually get VERY angry about it. One expert got very angry at me when I corrected him after saying that the .223 Rem and the 5.56 Nato were VERY different. I mean, he was saying that they were completely different, not even the same caliber.
Guarenteed on every CS game to have at least one kid who has claimed to have gone to "gun college", and by that I mean knows everything. It's a lot of fun to bait these people, and they usually get VERY angry about it. One expert got very angry at me when I corrected him after saying that the .223 Rem and the 5.56 Nato were VERY different. I mean, he was saying that they were completely different, not even the same caliber.
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Combat-wombat
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Counterstrike it the only game I play, it is very fun.
But you're right, I hate it when people get their gun information from it. Like how you can kill someone by shooting them in the toe with an AWP. Someone I know actually believed this in real life.
Also, they don't say this in CS, but don't you just hate it when someone says "banana clip"? I hear that about 50 times a day for the idiots around here who think they know something about guns. I always flinch when I hear it.
But you're right, I hate it when people get their gun information from it. Like how you can kill someone by shooting them in the toe with an AWP. Someone I know actually believed this in real life.
Also, they don't say this in CS, but don't you just hate it when someone says "banana clip"? I hear that about 50 times a day for the idiots around here who think they know something about guns. I always flinch when I hear it.
Gus Dddysgrl
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Counterstrike is something I've never played. In fact I don't play a lot of video games. I don't have much time to sit and talk on here, so why would I play video games? (rhetorical question don't need answer . )
Channel One-heehee what a joke. They tried to get kids interested in news. We made fun of how young and stupid they were. I didn't know too much about guns then, but knew more than they did. If they are gonna give news to kids so they watch it when they are older make it the real news and not news they heard a month ago on TV. Duh.
I did have a professor ask me if the .357 was a cop killer. I told her no. It's not the caliber of the gun that kills cops or people for that matter. It's the people shooting the guns that kill cops or people. She still gave me a funny look. Oh well.
)Channel One-heehee what a joke. They tried to get kids interested in news. We made fun of how young and stupid they were. I didn't know too much about guns then, but knew more than they did. If they are gonna give news to kids so they watch it when they are older make it the real news and not news they heard a month ago on TV. Duh.
I did have a professor ask me if the .357 was a cop killer. I told her no. It's not the caliber of the gun that kills cops or people for that matter. It's the people shooting the guns that kill cops or people. She still gave me a funny look. Oh well.
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Step one would to get your dad to quit hoggin' the computer
C'mon you're like the only female contact I have besides the tech support lady at Dell. Counter-Strike. I sucked at that game. I had to go play on the German servers because when I was up 10 pm, it would be like 6 am in Germany and I knew it was college kids who haven't been getting enough sleep. I STILL got my arse handed to me... Then I could practice my German while I was waiting for the round to finish.
I hate it when CS people find that I shoot, and ask if they can shoot a Deagle when we go to the range
BluesBear
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I have a banana hook in my kitchen, but I don't have any banana clips.
I have some potato chip clips in my kitchen too, but they won't hold a banana.
But then I went to Ikea and bought a magazine rack for the living room. The problem with it is that I can just barely get if ½ full of 1911 magazines before they start falling out of the ends.
I have some potato chip clips in my kitchen too, but they won't hold a banana.
But then I went to Ikea and bought a magazine rack for the living room. The problem with it is that I can just barely get if ½ full of 1911 magazines before they start falling out of the ends.
Treylis
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I remember people from Counterstrike referring to the Steyr Scout as the "BB gun" because of the completely puny effect of the 7.62x51mm fired from it. ;-)
It took two COM mass hits to take someone out with that thing.
It took two COM mass hits to take someone out with that thing.
BryanP
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C'mon you're like the only female contact I have besides the tech support lady at Dell.
And the Dell lady's in India, so it's not like you can really ask her out.
That was just a joke Skunk. Really. Hey, what're you doing with that ... no, wait ... *splut*
Oh well, I didn't really need two knees anyway.
Nick1911
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Channel One... I still have to put up with that bull---- dribble EVERY DAY. Sigh, three months and I'm out of that s---hole.
At any rate, I thought that "bananna clip" was what they are called? Is there a more proper name (other then "magazine")?
Nick
At any rate, I thought that "bananna clip" was what they are called? Is there a more proper name (other then "magazine")?
Nick
George Hill
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CounterStrike blows.
Rogue Spear is the ticket.
Ghost Recon is the ticket.
Grand Theft Auto is the... well... you don't need a ticket, just boost it. GTA III and GTA VC are horrible, sick, perverted games... I can't wait for GTA SA!
Rogue Spear is the ticket.
Ghost Recon is the ticket.
Grand Theft Auto is the... well... you don't need a ticket, just boost it. GTA III and GTA VC are horrible, sick, perverted games... I can't wait for GTA SA!
BowStreetRunner
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coutrstrike was fun but firearms was better in my opinion
less cheaters
BSR
less cheaters
BSR
Phyphor
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Counterstrike sucks.
Long live Infiltration!
Long live Infiltration!
larry_minn
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I have a high school aged relative who lives CS. He burned me a copy but I have only played it for 10 min. He thinks EVERYTHING in it is like in real life. He talks about all the (real SEALS) he has talked to online while playing the game and how they use the DEAGLE and crap like that. He has learned so much crap from the game that he KNOWS is true.
Combat-wombat
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Well, just because they said "banana clip" in 'Nam doesn't mean it's correct. Remember-
IT'S A MAGAZINE, NOT A CLIP!!!
Sorry, just had to say that
IT'S A MAGAZINE, NOT A CLIP!!!
Sorry, just had to say that
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