Gun check at the Pearly Gates.

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clance

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It's Judgment Day and your before St. Peter and as he looks through the Book of Life he notes that you were a good person who practice the Golden Rule and as such allowed to pass through the Pearly Gates. But as he's about to wave you through he notes a footnote that shows you were an avid sportsman and enjoyed the shooting sports.

Of course understanding it wouldn't be Heaven if you couldn't have at least "one" firearm to carry around during your eternally stay, St. Peter tells you that you can have "ONE" firearm (not necessarily one you owned in life) of any configuration (long-gun/handgun, single, double, semi, bolt, etc...) then hands you a box that he tells you will provide all the ammo you'll ever need.

What one firearm would you choose?


I personally (If I make it through the gates, hope they have a back door :evil:) would like a Parker VHE in 20ga., 28" inch barrels, chokes at Imp. Cyl, & Full, Semi-pistol grip and beavertail forearm made of dark English Walnut to chase bunnies & pats and of course shoot endless rounds of clays. :)
 
My 1100 .410 shotgun (gotta make it hard to get good) for shooting clays. All the animals up there are fine by me. I'll be good with live and let live in Heaven :).
 
I would pick one and then make friends with everyone else so we could swap out from time to time. The one I'd pick? Well, that's between St. Peter and me.
 
Mini gun or vulcan in case the devil tries anything and God ask for my help!
 
GAP Hospitaller in .308 or Ed Brown SF.

Now I have to choose between a rifle or handgun. That sounds more like hell to me!

Probably the Brown.

Or the GAP.
 
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