Prion
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Glocks are so perfect all you have to do is fill a mag with loose primers, powder, bullets, and brass and they will still fire!
Sigs quality has fallen so far they are renaming the company LiLo.
AKs are so reliable you can melt one down in a smelter and it will still run.
DI ARs are so dirty you can only make them in the San Fernando Valley.
Kimbers are so poorly made they now include a hammer and file instead of magazines.
The 1911 slide has become so popular as a billboard Coke and Pepsi are buying advertising space.
9mm is so weak it's only used in airsoft.
Revolvers now come with a free AARP membership.
.45acp is so big and powerful you need an FAA license to shoot it.
Sigs quality has fallen so far they are renaming the company LiLo.
AKs are so reliable you can melt one down in a smelter and it will still run.
DI ARs are so dirty you can only make them in the San Fernando Valley.
Kimbers are so poorly made they now include a hammer and file instead of magazines.
The 1911 slide has become so popular as a billboard Coke and Pepsi are buying advertising space.
9mm is so weak it's only used in airsoft.
Revolvers now come with a free AARP membership.
.45acp is so big and powerful you need an FAA license to shoot it.
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