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"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ~Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"
"All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party." ~Mao Tse Tung, "Selected Works of Mao Zedong"
"If gun laws in fact worked, the sponsors of this type of legislation should have no difficulty drawing upon long lists of examples of crime rates reduced by such legislation. That they cannot do so after a century and a half of trying -- that they must sweep under the rug the southern attempts at gun control in the 1870-1910 period, the northeastern attempts in the 1920-1939 period, the attempts at both Federal and State levels in 1965-1976 -- establishes the repeated, complete and inevitable failure of gun laws to control serious crime." ~Orrin Hatch, "The Right to Keep and Bear Arms"
"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." ~Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 (C.J.Boyd, Ed., 1950)
"For every fatal shooting, ther were roughtly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
—George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 14, 2001
"Remember when she had Tom Selleck on her program a while back? She blind-sided Tom Selleck! He's a good fella, ain't never hurt nobody, but he's in the NRA, so she hates that. She was like, 'Well, you're in the NRA. Let me tell you something, Tom: guns kill people!' Do you believe she said that? On the Rosie O'Fatass show! She looks right at him and says, 'Guns kill people!' Let me tell you something: husbands that come home early kill people! Alright? The gun was just sitting there! If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil! Git-r-done!" -Larry the Cable Guy, Git-r-Done DVD
"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." ~Mahatma Gandhi, "An Autobiography OR The story of my experiments with truth", by M.K. Gandhi, p.238
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"History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so." ~Adolph Hitler
"God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal." ~Unknown Author
"And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun"- Kurt Cobain (featured in the song Come as you are.) Just a few years later he killed himself with a shotgun.
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.” ~George Washington
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy. However, 4 out of 5 U.S. murders are committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?" ~Andrew Ford
“There's no question that weapons in the hands of the public have prevented acts of terror or stopped them.” ~Israeli Police Inspector General Shlomo Aharonisk
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." ~Ted Nugent
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." ~James Earl Jones
"The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes ... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." ~Thomas Jefferson
"The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." ~Thomas Jefferson
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason
"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every country in Europe." ~Noah Webster
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms." ~James Madison
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." ~William Pitt the Younger
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them." ~Richard Henry Lee
"...arms...discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. ...Horrid mischief would ensue were (the law-abiding) deprived the use of them." ~Thomas Paine
"The right of the citizens to keep and bear arms has justly been considered, as the palladium of the liberties of a republic; since it offers a strong moral check against the usurpation and arbitrary power of rulers; and will generally, even if these are successful in the first instance, enable the people to resist and triumph over them." ~Joseph Story
"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it." ~William Burroughs
"The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's goodbye to the Bill of Rights." ~(origin needed)
"Hell, when the man said Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, I just thought he was making a delivery!" ~James Wesley, Rawles
"Gun Control: The notion that Matthew Shepard tied to a fence post in the middle of Wyoming is morally superior to Matthew Shepard explaining to the local sheriff how his attackers got all those fatal bullet holes." ~Dan Weiner
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." - Unknown
"Guns don't kill people, i do." - Duke Nukem
"If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns." - Unknown
"You want more gun control? Use both hands." - Unknown
"I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do." - Larry the Cable Guy
Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. - Mohandas Gandhi
 
A pistol is a good thing to have when you don't think you'll need a gun.

Oppressors can tyrannize only when they achieve a standing army, an enslaved press, and a disarmed populace. -- James Madison

"The Second Amendment isn't about protecting ourselves against criminals. It's about all of us protecting ourselves from all of you." ---Dr. Suzanne
Gratia Hupp to Congressman Charles Schumer (D-NY), 1994

"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of
independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.” - George Washington

"I've often dreamed of opening a combined bar/tobacconist's/gun shop and calling it "The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms." The barstools
would be covered in baby seal fur, and the drink coasters would be made of alligator skin. We'd have Buffalo-style Whooping Crane wings on the
appetizer menu..." - Tamara.

We should not forget that the spark which ignited the American Revolution was caused by the British attempt to confiscate the firearms of the
colonists.

"Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size;
When trouble rises, call on me-and I will equalize."- Scrimshawed on the ivory grips of a Colt SAA.

Four boxes protect our freedom. They are: Soap, Ballot, Jury and Ammo.
That is also the correct sequence of use.

"Nobody has to put up with aggression and surrender his right of self-defense for fear of hurting somebody else, guilty or innocent. When someone
comes at you with a gun, if you have one ounce of self-esteem, you will answer him by force, never mind who he is or who is behind him. If he is
out to destroy you, that is what you owe to the sanctity of your own life." - Ayn Rand

Just a few of my favorites.
 
I don't know where I saw it

"If guns are dangerous and cause crimes, then mine are all broken"
 
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of
independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.” - George Washington

Can anyone confirm that this quote is indeed real?
 
"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."
Texas State Rep. Suzanna Gratia-Hupp

The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil. And while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.
-Jeff Cooper

"Its not criminals that go into schools and shoot children"
--Ann Pearston, British Gun Control apologist and moron

"The truth is that any good modern rifle is good enough. The determining factor is the man behind the gun.
Theodore Roosevelt

"Some people ask: shoot to maim, or shoot to kill? I say, empty the chamber and let the good Lord decide." - Deputy Garcia (Reno 911)
 
An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it - jeff cooper
 
"Hmmm... I wish I could skip work today and go shooting." CannonFodder

"Hmmm.... I wish I had the cash to buy another gun..." CannonFodder

"What? You're buying another gun?" CannonFodder's roommate, during a quick stop for supplies at Wallyworld. Best impulse buy ever.

"Man, I need to stock up on ammo." CannonFodder.
 
A classic...

Woman commenting on a Texas Ranger carrying a cocked and locked 1911:

"That looks awfully dangerous."

Ranger reply:

"I wouldn't carry the SOB if it wasn't."
 
Believe it or not, I think the best gun quote I think I've ever seen was from right here at THR:
Getting 'rid of guns' would not bring us into some enlightened violence-free utopia, it would be a horrible step backwards into the dark ages. The invention of the firearm was a major step forward in the progress of man towards the ultimate goal of freedom and liberty for all...at least that's how some have put it in the past.

The reality of the sitaution is that: guns keep people alive, guns keep people free, guns protect the weak from the strong and the minority from the majority. Firearms are a good thing. They are not something to be 'gotten rid of', they are to be celebrated. The man-portable firearm is quite possibly the most important invention in history. To 'do away with it' is not only impossible, it is horrible.

--OF
 
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be the one controlling it. - Clint Eastwood

This is the first thing out my mouth whenever someone new brings up gun control in conversation :D
 
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Saw something to the effect of on a sticker in a refinery
"We will be the first nation to have firearm registration. Our streets will be safer. The rest of the world will follow our lead" Adolph Hitler
 
"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." ~Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 (C.J.Boyd, Ed., 1950)

Nonsense. Thomas Jefferson never spoke or wrote those words.

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.” ~George Washington

BS. I've studied the life and works of Washington and have never seen this. No wonder that it isn't even attributed.

"The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes ... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." ~Thomas Jefferson

Wrong. The words are those of Cesare Beccaria, not Thomas Jefferson.

The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." ~Thomas Jefferson

The full quote:
"We established however some, although not all its [self-government] important principles . The constitutions of most of our States assert, that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves, in all cases to which they think themselves competent, (as in electing their functionaries executive and legislative, and deciding by a jury of themselves, in all judiciary cases in which any fact is involved,) or they may act by representatives, freely and equally chosen; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed;
---Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824. Memorial Edition 16:45, Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.

Saw something to the effect of on a sticker in a refinery
"We will be the first nation to have firearm registration. Our streets will be safer. The rest of the world will follow our lead" Adolph Hitler

And it's utter hogwash. Hitler never wrote or uttered such words.

See bogus gun quotes.
 
An unknown Texan in El Paso Texas, circa 1880's.
"Mister, we don't need our guns often, but when we need 'em, we NEED 'EM".

Famed Border Patrolman Bill Jordon:
"Shooting someone is like being "just a little pregnant". If you HAVE to shoot someone, shoot 'em GOOD".

Jeff Cooper:
"Don't use your gun as a sap. If you need a sap, BUY a sap. The pistol is reserved for dispensing lead pellets where they'll do the most good in a bad situation".

Unknown discussing Wild Bill Hickok:
"There were several men almost as good as Bill, but I'd of sure hated to try to live on the difference".


A Southeast Missouri judge to the convicted defendant in a shooting case.
After being caught cheating at cards, the deceased shot the defendant with a 10 shot .22 pistol.
The defendant took the gun away and emptied the other 9 into the deceased:
"Willy, I understand you shooting Joe in self-defense, but why did you empty the gun into the deceased"?
"Well judge, every time he moved I shot him, and every time I shot him he moved".

Two Southeast Missouri homicide detectives discussing a fatal shooting.
A local man "well known to the police" had a live-in girl friend.
Having once thrown a skillet full of hot grease into her face for "dissing him", he came home drunk and announced he was "feeling a little mean" and intended to give her another good beating.
Having had enough, she emptied the entire contents of a tube-fed .22 rifle into him, killing him quite dead.
Knowing the man much better than they'd have liked, one detective said to the other:
"Do we buy her a nice dinner, give her a medal, or do both"?
The other detective:
"I knew Leon better than you did, lets do both".

Attributed to famed lawman Bill Tilghman:
"Too bad for him. He was faster with his mouth than he was with his gun".

Attributed to a deceased armed robbery suspect:
Exiting the rear of a pawnshop after beating and kicking the 80 year old owner to death, he confronted two famed East St Louis patrol cops armed with their personally owned Remington 870 shotguns.
"Oh S**t, It's the CO......."

The last word on a locally infamous life-time career criminal in Missouri.
After breaking in and burgling a former country store, now the residence of the 75 year old widow, the creep confronted the widow down a long hallway.
Announcing that he hadn't found anything of real value, so he'd make up for it by raping and "maybe" killing her, he started down the hall.
The widow presented her late husbands 1930's Colt Detective Special, with which she kept in practice with by shooting turtles in the pond out back.
Firing 5 shots, all in the 10 ring, she later told sheriff's deputies:
"He found out that hallway reached all the way to the Promised Land".
After this, local law enforcement, Police, Sheriff's, and Federal, routinely presented the lady with .38 Special reload ammo to practice with.

Said in an interview with the local news media:
The deceased had burgled a drug dealers house, stealing a sack full of cheap guns.
On the way out he ran in to the SWAT team coming in, serving a search warrant on the house.
Quickly grabbing a gun from the sack, the burglar opened fire on the SWAT team.
Unfortunately, the gun he used happened to be the ONE gun in the sack full of guns that was a blank pistol.
Said the police spokesman:
"I guess you could say it was a case of death by mischance".

Said by famous lawman Heck Thomas after shooting dead an Oklahoma outlaw he'd tried to arrest:
"It's hard to out draw a man who's already drawed".

In 1870's Kansas a somewhat scuffed and bruised Eastern dandy, dressed in the most up to date high fashion clothing currently popular in New York City, stepped off the train, and entered a saloon to get dinner.
Stepping through the swinging door he held in his hand, hammer cocked, a brand-new Colt Single Action revolver he'd purchased at the last stop.
In the sudden silence he looked around and asked:
"Is there ANYTHING, ANYONE, wishes to say about the way I'm dressed".
 
Well, there's a bunch of good ones so far. Regarding "gun control" though...

"Gun Control Means Use Both Hands"

and

"Gun Control Means Hitting Your Target"

...so sayeth the bumper sticker. However, the other version I've heard attributed to Ted Nugent said...

"Gun Control Means Putting Two Bullets In The Same Hole".
 
No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms. --Thomas Jefferson

hey that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin

Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States. A military force, at the command of Congress, can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power, and jealousy will instantly inspire the inclination, to resist the execution of a law which appears to them unjust and oppressive. --Noah Webster

One sword keeps another in the sheath. --George Herbert

Democracy is two wolves and lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. --Ben Franklin.

"You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." --Admiral Yamamoto

"The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is the fact that he would rather die on his feet, than live on his knees!" unknown

I do not have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit.

"...he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."--Jesus Christ, Luke 22:36

It's not that I hate the people who say they dont 'get' owning firearms... It's that every time I hear a person say it, they're usually of the flip flop wearing, tan in a bottle, popped collar on a pink skirt wearing, alcoholic energy drink consumer. Otherwise known as a *#&^#*&.

Carrying without a round in the chamber is like planning to put on your seatbelt after the Peterbuilt crosses the center line.~triburst1

While I write this letter, I have a pistol in one hand and a sword in the other. --Boyle Roche
 
Clint Smith had an article full of his quotes on the Texas Thunder Ranch site, which has now closed down. However, thanks to the magic of Internet archives, the page can be recalled, and I post it here for posterity. :D

The World According To Clint

Clint Smith, director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, part stand-up comic. Here are a few of his observations on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized world.

Tactics:
"So a guy says, ‘I’m good! I move, I shoot, I communicate.’ Yeah, but can you do it on the ground? Because that’s where you’re gonna be in a fight."

Gunfights:
"It’s real different when the bad guy shoots back. It doesn’t mean you’re going to lose, it just makes the story more interesting afterward."

Caution:
"The best example of good training is to never get in a fight."

Defensive Driving:
"If you’re accosted, don’t get out of the car. Put it in some other gear and put both feet on the gas. Clint’s school of driving-add power!"

Running Out Of Ammo:
"If pointing an empty gun at your opponent makes him duck, you may live for an extra two seconds-and who knows? I may find another gun, the bad guy may give up, or the ammo fairy may drop me a magazine."

Target Recognition:
"If we’re going down a hall and I see the end of a double barrel shotgun, I better communicate to my partner, ‘cause I can be pretty sure it’s not the Easter bunny on the other end."

Marksmanship:
"Open up the ground between you and the threat. At arm’s distance, you opponent doesn’t have to be good, he just has to be lucky."

Coordination:
"It doesn’t do me any good to have a partner and shoot ‘em-although I’ve had some partners I’d like to shoot."

Verbal Skills:
"You better learn to communicate real well, because when you’re out there on the street, you’ll have to talk to a lot more people than you’ll have to shoot, or at least that’s the way I think it’s supposed to work."

Big Bore Sixguns:
"...He asked, ‘Did you hit him?’ Hey, I don’t know, but he was smokin’ when he ran outta here."

Counting Your Shots:
"It’s our experience that in a fight you will continue to shoot the gun until the threat goes away or until the gun is empty."

Hesitation:
"Don’t be a deer caught in the headlights of the Kenworth of life!"

Long Guns Vs. Handguns:
"They say you can’t use a rifle or shotgun indoors because a bad guy will grab the barrel. Yeah? Well, he better hang on, ‘cause I’m gonna light him up and it’ll definitely be an "E" ticket ride."

Conserving Ammo:
"People ask, ‘What do you do if the guy’s on drugs?’ Shoot ‘em! ‘But what if it doesn’t work?’ Shoot ‘em some more!"

The Defensive Mindset:
"The only reason we would plant our feet is to dig ‘em real good so we can run, ‘cause we’re about to get the hell out of here."

The Survival Instinct:
"Anyone can understand shooting to protect themselves. You give me five minutes and I’ll make anyone on this planet mad enough to shoot me. The real question is, will they have that much time in a fight? You need to make that decision before you start to fight-only you life depends on it."

More:

"The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. I’d choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead."

"The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win."

"Every time I teach a class, I discover I don’t know something."

"Don’t forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

"Make (your attacker) advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, bet he’s gonna have to beat me to death with it, ‘cause it’s going to be empty."

"If you’re not shootin’, you should be loadin’. If you’re not loadin’, you should be movin’. If you’re not movin’, someone’s gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick."

"When you reload (in low light encounters), don’t put your flashlight in your back pocket. If you light yourself up, you’ll look like an angel or the tooth fairy - and you’re gonna be one of ‘em pretty soon."

"Do something. It may be wrong, but do something."

"Nothing adds a little class to a sniper course like a babe in a ghille suit."

"Shoot what’s available, as long as it’s available, until something else becomes available."

"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That’s ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?"

"Don’t shoot fast, shoot good."

"You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or use any other word you think will work, but I’ve found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much the universal language."

"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

"You cannot save the planet. You may be able to save yourself and your family."

"(Thunder Ranch) will be here as long as you’ll have us or until someone makes us go away, and either way it’ll be exciting."
 
"The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes ... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." ~Thomas Jefferson
Wrong. The words are those of Cesare Beccaria, not Thomas Jefferson.
True, it was Beccaria who wrote those words in Chapter 40 of "Of Crimes and Punishments." Here is the full passage:

Cesare Beccaria said:
A principal source of errors and injustice are false ideas of utility. For example: that legislator has false ideas of utility who...would sacrifice a thousand real advantages to the fear of an imaginary or trifling inconvenience; who would deprive men of the use of fire for fear of their being burnt, and of water for fear of their being drowned; and who knows of no means of preventing evil but by destroying it.

The laws of this nature are those which forbid to bear arms, disarming only those who are not disposed to commit the crimes which the laws mean to prevent. Can it be supposed that those who have the courage to violate the most sacred laws of humanity, and the most important of the code, will respect the less considerable and arbitrary injunctions, the violation of which is so easy, and of so little comparative importance? Does not the execution of this law deprive the subject of that personal liberty, so dear to mankind and to the wise legislator? And does it not subject the innocent to all the disagreeable circumstances that should only fall on the guilty? It certainly makes the situation of the assaulted worse, and of the assailants better, and rather encourages than prevents murder, as it requires less courage to attack unarmed than armed persons.
I've always quite liked that quote. It's amazing to me that this was written back in 1764, yet 240 years later we still have so many people lacking the common sense to understand this simple logic.
 
It's been established as a fact that many things Thomas Jefferson said were him either quoting or plagarizing other peoples' written words and adopting them as his own thought.
 
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