duck911
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Does anyone else use "Gun Show Math" when justifying or explaining firearm related purchases? I try to rely heavily on this new breed of math to explain firearms that suddenly pop up in the safe to my wife.
Here's an example (note that anything in parenthesis that follows is between you and the gunstore only, and disclosure to the wife is OPTIONAL!) :
I purchased a shotgun for my teenager to learn to hunt, and I paid $200 (not including tax). Gander Mountain was running a 20% cash back (giftcard) promotion at the time. I ended up with a $200 gun and a $40 gift card.
I later sold the gun for $180, to fund a $300 muzzleloader I really wanted that was on sale for $250. Another 20% back on the muzzleloader via gift card (same promotion), and now I had a $300 muzzleloader for $250 and and the original $40 gift card and another $50 gift card from the muzzleloader for free.
I used the $90 in gift cards to buy (most of) a $250 scope that was on sale for $150. The scope wasn't quite what I needed so I sold it for a profit (if you only count the cash I used out of our checking account, Dear) for $125, which I used to pay the original $200 credit card bill from the shotgun mentioned earlier.
So, the way I figure it is, in the end the muzzleloader cost me $75!
See how that works? Here's another tip: recite the numbers and facts QUICKLY when explaining them.
My buddy is so good at this method, he has his wife CONVINCED that he usually gets PAID to buy a gun! My hero!!
Let's here yours....
--Duck911
Here's an example (note that anything in parenthesis that follows is between you and the gunstore only, and disclosure to the wife is OPTIONAL!) :
I purchased a shotgun for my teenager to learn to hunt, and I paid $200 (not including tax). Gander Mountain was running a 20% cash back (giftcard) promotion at the time. I ended up with a $200 gun and a $40 gift card.
I later sold the gun for $180, to fund a $300 muzzleloader I really wanted that was on sale for $250. Another 20% back on the muzzleloader via gift card (same promotion), and now I had a $300 muzzleloader for $250 and and the original $40 gift card and another $50 gift card from the muzzleloader for free.
I used the $90 in gift cards to buy (most of) a $250 scope that was on sale for $150. The scope wasn't quite what I needed so I sold it for a profit (if you only count the cash I used out of our checking account, Dear) for $125, which I used to pay the original $200 credit card bill from the shotgun mentioned earlier.
So, the way I figure it is, in the end the muzzleloader cost me $75!
See how that works? Here's another tip: recite the numbers and facts QUICKLY when explaining them.
My buddy is so good at this method, he has his wife CONVINCED that he usually gets PAID to buy a gun! My hero!!
Let's here yours....
--Duck911