2Ais4U: Well, here is mine. About a year ago, I was mugged and stabbed in the liver in downtown Huntington, West Virginia. It was pretty bad; after the guy stabbed me, I hit the ground and went out. I came to a little bit later (I'm not sure how long I was out) and started crawling back to my sister's apartment. It seemed to take forever but I finally collapsed on the steps to her building. When I regained consciousness, I was being picked up by her land ord (HUGE biker-type guy; also gay, but he saved my life, so he is fine by me). He packed me upstairs to my sister's apartment and called an ambulance, and I lost consciousness again.
NOTE: THIS IS WHERE THE DREAM STARTS.
I dreamed that I was riding a dinosaur (a raptor in full battle gear) in some sort of militia--I wasn't sure what we were doing. The dinosaur stopped and handed me an AK-47, and told me to "kill 'em all." Right after getting the Kalashnikov, tons of aliens (like from the movie ALIENS) started pouring out of the woodwork, so I opened fire; but I couldn't seem to hit any of them. And then, out of nowhere, one knocked me off the raptor. That's all I got before waking up with an EXTREMELY HORRIBLE burning in my chest. The burning pain was a defibrillator. I figure this dream was attributed to reduced brain function due to blood loss... after I told my brother about the dream, he commented that if I had made it to the after life for a short period of time, he wasn't quite sure it it was Heaven or Hell.