For frozen turkey? The Chicken Gun. In a larger caliber, of course
And if you go out shopping in the "mauls" this Friday with family, be sure to be armed and safe, and very AWARE in the parking lots. This is also when the muggers know there's lots of easy marks out there, shoppers weighed down with bags and not paying attention to their environment. Don't be one.
Better you than me.Oh Why Why Me?