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Old Soviet joke, time: (this will make you all feel better about the price of ammo)
Yossof, a simple Russian technician, was assigned every-other Wednesday as his grocery shopping day by the Commissariat. He appealed the decision on Tuesday and a week later was given every third Monday of the month, instead.
Visili goes to buy bread and the baker's shop is empty. He asks the baker, "The radio news says wheat production is at record highs but you have no bread?" The baker shrugs and replies, "Go to the distillery. There you will find record stocks of Vodka made from the record harvest of wheat." Visili, angry at the cavalier retort says, "A man cannot fill his belly on Vodka, baker!" and the baker replies, "Yes, but the party has promised there will always be enough wheat for Vodka; it is not their fault if that means there is never enough wheat for bread."
Ivan ventured out into the streets of Yenisey looking for bread and meat. At the first shop he encountered the line was so long he could not even see the street the shop was on. He stood for two hours waiting and then heard the loudspeaker, "...we have no bread or meat. The butchers shop has chicken. Now, disperse!" He runs his fastest to the butchers and stands in line two more hours before he hears the loudspeaker, "...we are out of chickens. The mongers have day-old fish. Now, disperse!" Ivan again sprints off. He gets to the dock and sees the front of the warehouse door. He is thrilled but as he stands there he sees a man with a loudspeaker approaching the door. He hisses under his breath, "This is blatant incompetence! Khrushchev would never have allowed these shortages!" From behind him he hears a low, steady voice, "Comrade. I am KGB. For what you just said under that traitor Khrushchev you would have been shot. Be more aware of your thoughts." As cold sweat poured down Ivan's face he stood still, refusing even to breath loudly... and eventually got his day-old perch. He went home and his wife asked, "How are things out there?" Ivan shook his head, "Terrible! The economy is so bad the KGB has run out of bullets!"