benEzra
Moderator Emeritus
but I was browsing http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com yesterday and was inspired...some of the following shamelessly adapted from that (funny) list...
So...
Your mama's so tactical...
She can email a takedown.
The police classify anyone who tries to mug her as a 10-56A. (http://www.bearcat1.com/radioca.htm)
She once defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When she played F.E.A.R. for 5 minutes, Alma surrendered and the clone troops fled to Canada.
You talk about a BMW M3 and she pictures a .45 caliber subgun.
Her lucky number is 7.62.
The real reason Al Qaida didn't attack San Fran is, they heard your mama was in town.
Dick Cheney refuses to hunt with her, and Ted Kennedy is afraid to let her ride in his car.
Blackhawk thought she was too tactical looking to put in their ads.
Royal Robbins invented 5.12 pants when she decided 5.11's weren't tactical enough.
Her AR is so accessorized, it has turn signals.
She does not sleep. She waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for your mama.
Your mama can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
She ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and they made her one.
When MC Hammer released "You Can't Touch This," he included a disclaimer that the song did not apply to your mama.
So...
Your mama's so tactical...
She can email a takedown.
The police classify anyone who tries to mug her as a 10-56A. (http://www.bearcat1.com/radioca.htm)
She once defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When she played F.E.A.R. for 5 minutes, Alma surrendered and the clone troops fled to Canada.
You talk about a BMW M3 and she pictures a .45 caliber subgun.
Her lucky number is 7.62.
The real reason Al Qaida didn't attack San Fran is, they heard your mama was in town.
Dick Cheney refuses to hunt with her, and Ted Kennedy is afraid to let her ride in his car.
Blackhawk thought she was too tactical looking to put in their ads.
Royal Robbins invented 5.12 pants when she decided 5.11's weren't tactical enough.
Her AR is so accessorized, it has turn signals.
She does not sleep. She waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for your mama.
Your mama can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
She ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and they made her one.
When MC Hammer released "You Can't Touch This," he included a disclaimer that the song did not apply to your mama.
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