armedandsafe
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Yo Mama's so tactical, she turn 'round three times and nothin left standin 'cept her and da 'fridge.
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Haven't had a "Yo mama's so tactical..." thread in a while...
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here's my 2nd attempt
yo momma's so tactical.. that she's now one of the operatives in the new rainbow6 video game
yo momma's so tactical.. the ATF has her phone number on speed dial
yo momma's so tactical.. the navy seals showed up to wish her a happy birthday
yo momma's so tactical.. that she's now one of the operatives in the new rainbow6 video game
yo momma's so tactical.. the ATF has her phone number on speed dial
yo momma's so tactical.. the navy seals showed up to wish her a happy birthday
KriegHund
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Your mother be in such a tactical sort of way that she replaced all the lights in her house with her surefire.
xmaster
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yo momma so tac she's got a hole drilled in her compact to use as a signal mirror.
Zen21Tao
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Yo mamma so tactical...
a single glance from her can make Jack Baer wet his pants.
a single glance from her can make Jack Baer wet his pants.
Berek
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Yo mamma so tactical that she hears "SUV" and pictures a halftrack.
... her PDW is an M82A1
... she has no waiting period
... her picture is on the machine gun tax stamp
... she puts Bore Butter on her taters
... her PDW is an M82A1
... she has no waiting period
... her picture is on the machine gun tax stamp
... she puts Bore Butter on her taters
David W. Gay
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Yo Mama so tactical:
...in any state w/o open carry (and in most with), your daddy keeps getting arrested for brandishing a deadly weapon, and that's just for standing next to her.
...in CA, she's classified as an Assult Weapon, and your daddy got arrested for taking her there.
...in NY, only the rich or well connected are allowed to associate with her, and your daddy ain't, so he get's arrested when he takes here there.
...in DC, she's classifed as a WMD, and your daddy got arrested for taking her there, and is now being held prisoner on a ship in international waters as an "enemy combatant"
...in any state w/o open carry (and in most with), your daddy keeps getting arrested for brandishing a deadly weapon, and that's just for standing next to her.
...in CA, she's classified as an Assult Weapon, and your daddy got arrested for taking her there.
...in NY, only the rich or well connected are allowed to associate with her, and your daddy ain't, so he get's arrested when he takes here there.
...in DC, she's classifed as a WMD, and your daddy got arrested for taking her there, and is now being held prisoner on a ship in international waters as an "enemy combatant"
That one's an all time classic!
BowStreetRunner
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yo mama so tactical......she got parkerized bakeware!
yo mama so tactical......her blowdryer has hogue monogrip stocks!
yo mama so tactical......she embarrasses you by calling out gun snafus in the movies!
yo mama so tactical......her blowdryer has hogue monogrip stocks!
yo mama so tactical......she embarrasses you by calling out gun snafus in the movies!
HighVelocity
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Yo Mama's so tactical she washes dishes with a Rig Rag
jobu07
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Gets my vote as best one!raghorn said:Sportsman's Guide won't ship her to 17 states.
jamz
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Yo mama's so tactical she uses a boresnake for toilet paper!
Standing Wolf
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...and flosses with a bore snake.
Legionnaire
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Yo mama's so tactical, she carries two 45s ... AND a gun!
Nathaniel Firethorn
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Yo momma's so tactical... Oleg put out a whole coffee table book, just on her!
Yo momma's so tactical... Frank Lautenberg wets his pants when he gets her letters!
Yo momma's so tactical... Hillary's secretly got the hots for her!
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Yo momma's so tactical... Frank Lautenberg wets his pants when he gets her letters!
Yo momma's so tactical... Hillary's secretly got the hots for her!
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The_Antibubba
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Yo Grandmamma's so tactical, her Depends are made out of Kevlar!
progunner1957
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Itchy, itchy...
Yo' Mamma's so tactical that her underbritches are made out of Ghille suit rag!!
Yo' Mamma's so tactical that her underbritches are made out of Ghille suit rag!!
MrTuffPaws
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She wears kevlar panties.
The_Antibubba
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...her reading glasses have night vision.
...she keeps calling you "Skunky".
...she gargles with bear repellant.
...she has the milkman drop off Molotovs.
...she has a Class 3 license in San Francisco.
...she named your sister "Cabela".
...her hair clips are en bloc.
...she keeps calling you "Skunky".
...she gargles with bear repellant.
...she has the milkman drop off Molotovs.
...she has a Class 3 license in San Francisco.
...she named your sister "Cabela".
...her hair clips are en bloc.
GLOCK19XDSC
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Yo momma's so tactical...she was the inspiration for the naming of...
ExtremeShock™ Explosive Entry tactical defense Tungsten-NyTrilium™ Composite Fang Face ammunition!
ExtremeShock™ Explosive Entry tactical defense Tungsten-NyTrilium™ Composite Fang Face ammunition!
You Mama's so tactical...
...When yo Daddy tried to impress her by spending three days in a ghillie suit sneaking through the mine fields and underbrush to the front door of her house to propose, she handed him a mirror so he could read where she had written "SPOTTED YOU!" on his backside with a Sharpie on the first day!
...she eloped by base-jumping!
...She got married in cammo...
...While under enemy fire...
...And the preacher used a copy of "The Shooters Bible" instead of the usual Version!
...After the ceremony, the wedding party and guests were all airdropped to the reception hall, which they had to seize from hostile forces; yo Mama sent the enemy scurrying with only a harsh look!
--Herself
...When yo Daddy tried to impress her by spending three days in a ghillie suit sneaking through the mine fields and underbrush to the front door of her house to propose, she handed him a mirror so he could read where she had written "SPOTTED YOU!" on his backside with a Sharpie on the first day!
...she eloped by base-jumping!
...She got married in cammo...
...While under enemy fire...
...And the preacher used a copy of "The Shooters Bible" instead of the usual Version!
...After the ceremony, the wedding party and guests were all airdropped to the reception hall, which they had to seize from hostile forces; yo Mama sent the enemy scurrying with only a harsh look!
--Herself
Warren
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Yo mamma so tactical:
she wears a man-purse made from an actual man
she uses an I E D for birth control
she likes to cuddle next to a roaring fire...fight
she is the "Queen of Battle" not that pansy ass infantry.
she wears a man-purse made from an actual man
she uses an I E D for birth control
she likes to cuddle next to a roaring fire...fight
she is the "Queen of Battle" not that pansy ass infantry.
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