headlines I'd like to see

[WilderBill]

I bet there are a lot of things you'd like to see in tomorrows paper, right on the front page.
Here's a couple I though of.

NFA 34 Repealed!

Clinton convicted for Foster murder

Feel free to come up with more. This could be fun!

 

[2dogs]

"Guns Curb Crime"

"NRA Right"

"Supreme Court- All Gun Laws Unconstitutional"

And, slightly more likely than any of the above:

"Leprechauns Are Real"

 

[Tady45]

Californians can own AR 15's and all pistol grip Rifles! Democrats loose both the House & Senate in State. Two extremely liberal (never seen a gun control act that they did not love) females, loose US Senate seats...


Larry

 

[ms1200]

hillary and janet renos secret love affair exsposed! extra, extra

 

[KRAUTGUNNER]

USA TODAY 24.02.2003:

"ROSIE O'DONNELL BURSTED LIKE A BALLOON YESTERDAY - 25 CHEESEBURGERS TURNED OUT TO BE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR HER!"

 

[Cougar]

U.S. SUPREME COURT THROWS OUT STATE, LOCAL GUN LAWS -- Nationwide CCW Approved, No Permits Required

and

CLINTONS CONVICTED OF CORRUPTION, RACKETEERING

and

JANE FONDA EXILED FOR TREASON

 

[fmjcafe]

DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP CHANGES STANCE ON 2ND AMENDMENT, NOW CALL IT AN INDIVIDUAL RIGHT

 

[MuzzleBlast]

Bon Voyage!

Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin et al make good on their promise, and emigrate to France.

 

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Two from PRNJ

SUPREME COURT THROWS OUT "SMART GUN" LAW

Violates 2nd, 14th Amendments, say Justices

FBI INDICTS MCGREEVEY ON RACKETEERING CHARGES

"Massive Corruption", says Director Mueller

- pdmoderator

 

[telewinz]

ENTIRE STOCK OF US MILITARY SURPLUS FIREARMS GO ON SALE TO PUBLIC AT COST TO REDUCE BUDGET DEFICIT. Credit cards excepted, email driver's license # & wants, over nite delievery available.

 

[Nanook]

"Libertarian Pary on the ballot in all 50 states"

So-called Third parties making inroads against traditional political parties.

Wouldn't that be something? To have a viable alternative to the Demopublicans/Republicrats?

 

[HABU]

Sarah Brady buys a Wilson Combat for personal protection.

Sarah Bradys son never received the rifle she illegally bought for him.

 

[dinosaur]

AL GORE CLAIMS TO HAVE INVENTED HEADLINES WE`D LIKE TO SEE!

 

[WilderBill]

All good.
Telewinz, I really liked yours. Great idea!
I'd like a 1928 Thompson, BAR, M2 Browning and two M14s for desert, please. Hold the fries.

See, we3 are having fun!

1000's of liberal Democrats disaper without a trace.

Ya'll do know that if NFA 34 went away all the others would follow, as they use that one as justification for the Feds being able to infringe on our RKBA?

 

[Traveler]

Lawyers held liable for clients subsequent crimes!

 

[TallPine]

"US Invades Mexico"

 

[Politically Incorrect]

Governor Taft signs Vermont-style CCW bill.

 

[MicroBalrog]

what about

Gun ConGUN CONTROL ADVOCATES IN OUTRAGE AS GUN LAWS ARE LOOSENED IN ISRAEL, RUSSIA, CANADA, FRANCE AND AMERICA

 

[telewinz]

IRAQ ASKS FOR US STATEHOLD....DONATES OIL RESERVES AS SIGN OF GOOD FAITH....Hillary applies for senate seat, moves to Bagdad.

 

[Schuey2002]

U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES THAT ALL U.S. GUN LAWS ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

 

[Mike Irwin]

Teddy Kennedy, Sarah Brady, and Janet Reno caught in wild 3-way sex romp...

 

[sm]

Well Mike Irwin I think your headline would probably be the reason for Schuey2002's...especially after the "film at 11"

 

[thumbtack]

Liberal Love In Turns Tragic. Rosie, Phil Donahue, S. Brady, Schumer, Feinstein, Martin Sheen and Alec Bladwin perished as bus plunges off cliff.

Bush Nukes Frances.

EarthQuake Rocks California, LA Falls into the Ocean.

John Taylor Named Ruler of the World.

 

[Blackhawk]

Yes, and I'd like to see several of them on the front page of the NYT and WP....

 

[4v50 Gary]

What Cougar said about the Supremes...

and Tort Reform Law upheld by the Supreme Court. Trial Attorneys vowing to appeal before God.