Help for a big guy...

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Being tactically prepared requires physical fitness as you have found out.

Eat less, excercise more. Eliminate the bacon. There is no secret to losing weight.
 
Being tactically prepared requires physical fitness as you have found out.

Eat less, excercise more. Eliminate the bacon. There is no secret to losing weight.
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:eek: That sir, is just not a tactical solution for my problem, if you have any real solutions, feel free to chime back in.
 
You could switch to turkey bacon, it has a lot less fat than traditional bacon, and I second the idea to carry one type of gun, either a Glock or a XD.
 
I'm still kinda new here, I don't know what to make of this.
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Ill help you out...TacticallyFat is troll that doesnt want to accept the truth and has ignored 50+ suggestions and is therefore wasting his time on this board

-TacticallyFat...ever see a fat special forces dude...didnt think so...thus your are not tactical/tacticool zombie killing machine...

here is where you belong http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/
 
I´ve seen less bullsh**** threads being closed before
they reached page 2.

Ok. Lets pretend i´m as naive:

Move to a 10th floor appartment without elevator.
Get a MaDeuce and 60lbs of ammobelts, with a couple
of steelframed .45s as bugs.

Now you keep the bacon in the trunk of your car
and walk up & down the stairs for every single slice.

Sincerely yours,
Phil MyCrackin.
 
two guns no sag

Should this thread be serious, you could try a police officer's setup, with a tight iinner belt to hold the pants up, and an outer belt to hang holsters on. Combine with a suspender setup and you can haul incredible weight with ease. Oh yeah, us big guys can get away with things in the clothing department that would just look ludicrous on a smaller guy. Has to do with scale or something.
 
Should this thread be serious, you could try a police officer's setup, with a tight iinner belt to hold the pants up, and an outer belt to hang holsters on. Combine with a suspender setup and you can haul incredible weight with ease. Oh yeah, us big guys can get away with things in the clothing department that would just look ludicrous on a smaller guy. Has to do with scale or something.
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Sir, I genuinely thank you for your tactical advice. That is a very good idea, I'll have to start googling for a tactically practical linner belt and suspender set up. And to you fellas that continue to insist on just glocks or just XD's, I am truly sorry for you when the zombies come. Again, you guys make fun of me all you want, I hope I'm wrong; but I am a true believer in zombies and ghosts, and fear the invasion is imminent. Let's pray that I'm wrong, but lets be tactically prepared none the less. Thanks for all the suggestions guys, they are greatly appreciated.
 
tacticallyfat has to be sitting back laughing his a$$ off... There is no way possible he can be serious

"I want to carry 67 guns to kill already dead people and lose tons of weight while stuffing my face full of bacon and bon bons"

Get real
 
-TacticallyFat...your last post consisted of 4 lines on my screen...3 of them are about zombies...you clearly do not understand The High Road
 
-TacticallyFat...your last post consisted of 4 lines on my screen...3 of them are about zombies...you clearly do not understand The High Road
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Sir, check your house for zombies, the stupidity leaking from your brain, to your fingers, to the keyboard is incredible. It's obvious you have been invaded, quickly grab your XD AND GLOCK and tactically clear your house. I'm just looking out for you, and I'll be praying for you.
 
I was tacticallychunky, brother so I feel your pain. The only thing that ever truly rectified my carry issues was becoming tactically_more_fit. Suspenders may band-aid the issue, but you have to go for the root cause. What worked for me was curbing my appetite. Watching my portions, and eating less red meat and/or greasy foods helped more than anything. Combine that with progressively more aggressive cardio and the pounds will fall off at an astounding rate. I wish I would have done this sooner as it impacted all areas of my life in a positive manner. My motivation was my son who is asthmatic, has a limited range of motion in his right ankle and has horrible allergies (a real issue since all ball fields in the south seem to be flanked by a hay field!). If he can play sports with no complaints, I have no excuse. Well, that and I made it a point to stare in the mirror at all the body parts on me that disgusted me the most every morning.

I'm not criticizing you, brother...just giving you some hard learned lessons from my over-weight days. Good luck. I can't recommend the suspenders, because I gave up and hit the gym. But I had similar problems as you describe, and everyone recommended suspenders...except for family and friends that truly cared for me and told me to lose weight.
 
I've gotta get this in before this is closed.....

Tacticallyfat, You have to come clean after this thread is closed and confess that this was all a joke.

If you do not I am afraid I would have to side with the zombies in exterminating the earth because people like this should never pro-create
 
Anybody else notice that Guy incognito and tactically fat both joined on the same day?

coincidense......? maybe?
 
You could always elminate the need for having to walk and carry all that weight by procuring a tactical Segway. You can carry as many firearms and bacon as you want and I am sure the mall where you are a security guard has some advice on the best Segway for your needs.
 
You could always elminate the need for having to walk and carry all that weight by procuring a tactical Segway. You can carry as many firearms and bacon as you want and I am sure the mall where you are a security guard has some advice on the best Segway for your needs.
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I've gotta get this in before this is closed.....

Tacticallyfat, You have to come clean after this thread is closed and confess that this was all a joke.

If you do not I am afraid I would have to side with the zombies in exterminating the earth because people like this should never pro-create
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You must not have read through this thread, I clearly stated I am currently a cook at Golden Carrol, my boss knows I carry and supports my tactical habits. To the other guy, I have no idea what I need to come clean about, and I have no idea why you guys want my thread closed. I simply asked the good people of THR for some help, especially from some of the bigger fellas that know about my issues first hand. Thanks to all of you guys for the suggestions, and I assure you guys I only have one account. Unfortunately, I am a little too large to ever truly be Incognito, I am however highly tactical, just looking for suggestions to improve of my tactical readiness.
 
5 bucks says that after this is locked well never hear from TacFat again
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Sir, I am here for the long haul, and I still don't understand why you want my thread locked. If you are going to keep posting in here will you at least stick on topic, and try to help out a big guy with some legitimate suggestions?
 
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