This came from another board I frequent, however I think it should be posted on the front page of the Washington Post....
I did like it enough to want to share it here.
(The firearms related part is in the fourth paragraph)
http://www.jeepaholics.com/citizensband/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=23719
Well, Hillary Clinton was on three different networks yesterday informing all of us ignorant citizens how the Bush administration has been lying to us all along and what a pitiful job he is doing in Iraq.
Thank you so much, Ms. Hillary Ma'am, for telling us all how it really is. We're so stupid; we had no idea we were being lied to and we really thought things were going so well in Iraq. What a lying, cheating, incompetent president us fools elected to lead this country. Damn, why can't we have your husband back; he was so much better. All that lying under oath and sh@t, I know that was nothing; it was all just a huge right-wing conspiracy and we know your husband was just really inocent of all that stuff. That was just wrong of the Republicans to do that to him.
And,the way he lobbed that one missle into that empty tent in Afganastain in response to the bombing of the USS Cole, well, that was just awesome and I know that had to really scare a lot of terrorist; why couldn't G.W. think of doing something that simple? I know the only reason 9-11 happened is because those terrorist knew your husband was gone and couldn't hurt them anymore.
Oh, and tell your husband thank you so much from all of us for banning all those assault rifles in 1994; America is so much safer from itself now that all those guns are off the street. I know that Machine Guns were banned and outlawed in 1934, but those assault weapons he banned, even though they work the same way as my grandfathers hunting rifle, just looked really mean. And banning over 10-round magazines for semi-automatic handguns was just brilliant. My cousin is a NYS Trooper and he and his family feel so much better now that the bad guys can only shoot 10 bullets at him; he told me so - he said it's that 11th one that always gets you.
Tell him, too, that the massive tax increase he put on us in late 1993 was way overdue; there were just way too many people that just couldn't get up for work in the morning and they were pretty much starving from lack of money. And, making the tax increase retroactive back to the beginning of 1993 was just really brilliant; that added way more money to hand out to those people and that just made me feel so good. It kind of screwed up our Christmas the next year and my wife had to go fulltime and, my daughter had to begin work part time at McDonalds, but we didn't mind; we knew your husband was doing the right thing.
It's a shame you and him couldn't get that socialized healthcare thing passed; it's been working so well in Canada and for the life of me, I can't understand why all those Candians want to come here for medical stuff all the time when they have such a fine program over there.
Yeah, tell your husband thank you so much and really, thank you again for telling us about George Bush; it really isn't right of him to be lying to us like that...
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I did like it enough to want to share it here.
(The firearms related part is in the fourth paragraph)
http://www.jeepaholics.com/citizensband/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=23719
Well, Hillary Clinton was on three different networks yesterday informing all of us ignorant citizens how the Bush administration has been lying to us all along and what a pitiful job he is doing in Iraq.
Thank you so much, Ms. Hillary Ma'am, for telling us all how it really is. We're so stupid; we had no idea we were being lied to and we really thought things were going so well in Iraq. What a lying, cheating, incompetent president us fools elected to lead this country. Damn, why can't we have your husband back; he was so much better. All that lying under oath and sh@t, I know that was nothing; it was all just a huge right-wing conspiracy and we know your husband was just really inocent of all that stuff. That was just wrong of the Republicans to do that to him.
And,the way he lobbed that one missle into that empty tent in Afganastain in response to the bombing of the USS Cole, well, that was just awesome and I know that had to really scare a lot of terrorist; why couldn't G.W. think of doing something that simple? I know the only reason 9-11 happened is because those terrorist knew your husband was gone and couldn't hurt them anymore.
Oh, and tell your husband thank you so much from all of us for banning all those assault rifles in 1994; America is so much safer from itself now that all those guns are off the street. I know that Machine Guns were banned and outlawed in 1934, but those assault weapons he banned, even though they work the same way as my grandfathers hunting rifle, just looked really mean. And banning over 10-round magazines for semi-automatic handguns was just brilliant. My cousin is a NYS Trooper and he and his family feel so much better now that the bad guys can only shoot 10 bullets at him; he told me so - he said it's that 11th one that always gets you.
Tell him, too, that the massive tax increase he put on us in late 1993 was way overdue; there were just way too many people that just couldn't get up for work in the morning and they were pretty much starving from lack of money. And, making the tax increase retroactive back to the beginning of 1993 was just really brilliant; that added way more money to hand out to those people and that just made me feel so good. It kind of screwed up our Christmas the next year and my wife had to go fulltime and, my daughter had to begin work part time at McDonalds, but we didn't mind; we knew your husband was doing the right thing.
It's a shame you and him couldn't get that socialized healthcare thing passed; it's been working so well in Canada and for the life of me, I can't understand why all those Candians want to come here for medical stuff all the time when they have such a fine program over there.
Yeah, tell your husband thank you so much and really, thank you again for telling us about George Bush; it really isn't right of him to be lying to us like that...
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