After first kid was born, Dog would wake me when my daughter started to roll around, getting ready for her 4 am feeding. This time tho, he was banging his head against the bed real quiet like but really insistent. I sat up and I noticed the hair on his back standing STRAIGHT up, like a Sargent Carter haircut from his nose to his tail. Bingo I was wide awake, 357 in hand. Dog is in front of window whinning now, I look out and can not see anything but I hear a creak and notice the garage light is out, it was on when I went to sleep. I crank open the window and I hear some more noise, I pop the screen and like a flash the dog is out the window, maybe three seconds and I hear " S*#T!!!! " and then a scream, and a form trying to haul my dog now firmly attached to his leg around the corner of the garage, and then a car engine rev wildly and the dog is barking...and tires screech out. Lights now go on up and down the alley. car screeches down the alley and off to the night. I finally get a pair of pants on and a mag light to go with my old dan wesson, and I run out, the Lab is sitting by the Garage door with a brand new Air Jordan sitting in his mouth. I look across the alley and the Lesbian who lived there is standing there holding a M9 beretta and I see the next door neighbor behind me with a 94 Winchester. Nice thing about living in a place like Minnesota, a lot of those you figure will be anti turn out to be seriously pro...PD shows up in about ten minutes maybe more, and promptly get their ass chewed out by the Wonderful L lady from across the alley, turned out she was a former DI and MP in the Army and decided that the local PD was unprofessional in the performance of their duties. I tell you she was a honor to her profession in knowing how to dress down someone.
One hour later I got a call from the PD that the shoe my dog had and another on the foot of a man who was getting treated for a serious dog bite to the buttocks and calf were a match.
Two months later I was sued by him for letting my malicious dog attack him.
One week before my lawsuit went to court, he was shot dead during a robbery of a bakery.
Much earlier in my life, I was 16 and spending the weekend at a good friends while my parents were gone. His parents were gone too, but his older sister home too. We were sitting around watching TV when their dog (a little yapper named muffin) started to act really wierd, he would run to the door and then back and whine, and then to the window and then back, we got a little unnerved and I got a big flashlight and he grabbed a softball bat. I just starting to look out the window real carefully, when a guys face was right there. We both just about had a heart attack and then he hit the window and it shattered. I screamed (Yup, I did, just like a little girl) I was trying to back up and get out of the glass and he was trying to get in when I heard a WhUMP sound and then another one. I looked up and the bad guy was not moving any more. I finally looked the other way and my buddy was standing their circling the bat up in the air like Roberto Clemente ready for strike three. His eyes were the size of cue balls as he looked at the guy daring him to regain consciousness again.
Guy was wanted B&E guy, when he was booked it was found he had taken some of the older sisters panties off the clothes line in the back yard. The two hits from the soft ball bat had rendered him a nonthreat to the world, he was a ward of the state from then on. He was unable to care for himself ever again.
Not me but my dad, When parents were first married, they lived in a second floor duplex, and Dad worked in a foundry nights while going to seminary. He would get a ride and would get dropped off at the end of the block at 1 am and walk up alley to back door. He got there and noticed a ladder blocking the back steps, looking up, he saw a guy trying to crowbar the window open. Dad grabs the ladder and just leans back pulling as hard as he can. Pulling that ladder away from the window.
Dad says that guy hit the ground flat on his back from about 15 feet up. Dad had just gotten out of college after wrestling AAU and before that on a Navy team. He was now putting in eight hours a day swinging sledge hammer knocking sand out of V-8 Ford blocks that had just been cast. I would say he was in shape. He grabbed the guy who was not feeling too good anyway and slammed him around a bit. My dad told him to sit still while he got some rope and the guy tried to get up and run. My dad said he grabbed the guy and did a perfect rolling souffle into a pile of bricks that was beside the garage. Dad then grabbed a brick and got a couple of licks in with that. Bad guy was then willing to sit still and wait for police to show up. Dad had picture of the guy at hospital and would show it to me when I thought I was man enough to tell him no.....Mom would say later she had no idea my Dad could get so upset. To this day, she has never heard him raise his voice to her.
Guy was wanted for Rape, attempted murder, and armed robbery. All the time dad was beating the crap out of him, BG had a old top break S&W in his pocket. I now have that gun.
Dad still has the BG's ladder.