How mall ninja-ee can you get?

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Kinda pricey for a polymer 9mm....Hell,even STI had one ( made by another country) that is maybe a third of that cost(if that!).I like th ebasic format,but $$$$$?way too much on my (impoverished) budget.
 
Well, another generational door just hit me

Smack dab in the butt

With this latest tacticool offering from Wilson.

I'm not singling Wilson out - there are lots of others.

So I twisted some lyrics from a long time ago...........

By the way,

My abject apologies to the Fugs, and to Steve Weber.

Also to Jeffrey Frederick and the Clamtones, from back in the

Portland days, and I know they’d both be hysterically laughing

Their asses off………………

This was originally titled "Boobs a Lot."

Some of you who are as age-unimpaired as I

May remember it. Here is the original version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E&feature=related


And here is the update, at least the lyrics:


"Mags a Lot (The Mall Ninja Anthem)"


Do you like mags a lot?
(Yes, I like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Really like mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)

Down in my very own bed room,
Just me in black,
With my black boom booms.
Singin’ do you like mags a lot?
Singin' do you like mags a lot?
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Boom, boom, boom.

Do you wear your SpecOps a lot?
(Yes, I wear my SpecOps a lot.)
Got to wear your SpecOps a lot.
(Got to wear your SpecOps a lot.)
SpecOps a lot, SpecOps a lot.
(You gotta wear your SpecOps a lot.)
Got to wear your SpecOps a lot.
(You gotta wear your SpecOps a lot.)

Well, down on the killing,
Killing floor,
Of my favorite Big Mall store,
You never can tell
What a perp will wield,

So you gotta wear your SpecOps a lot.
(You gotta wear your SpecOps a lot.)
SpecOps a lot, SpecOps a lot.
(You gotta wear your SpecOps a lot.)

Are you in the Mall a lot?
(Yes, I’m in the Mall a lot.)
Are you in the Mall a lot?
(Yes, I’m in the Mall a lot.)
Mall a lot. Mall a lot.
(Gotta SpecOps your Mall a lot.)
Gotta SpecOps your Mall a lot.
(Gotta SpecOps your Mall a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
(If I had a long flag-a-long.)
If I only had a flag-along as long as my mag along.
(If I only had a flag-along as long as my mag along.)

If you like mags a lot, tag along,
Tag along.
I will figure out my flag along.
(I will figure out my flag-along.)

Bee beep, bop, de mag a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)

They're big and flat,
(And the gun goes whack whack whack.)
They're big and flat,
(And the gun goes whack whack whack.)

Do you like mags a lot?
(Yes, I like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Really like mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)
Mags a lot, mags a lot.
(You gotta like mags a lot.)


REPEAT



isher
 
Somebody needs to actually lay down some vocals and make a video for that and stick it on Youtube. It would be a cult hit. That's totally great, Isher.
 
I said FWC(Feather Weight Carry) considering it should be the lightest of their guns... I should have said "Super Tacticool Elite Special Forces Photon Laser Blaster" and I probably would have won it.
 
Ah...The Fugs...Kill for Peace,Coca Cola D####E...segue right on over to The Circle Jerks "Killing for Jesus","Murder the Disturbed" and "Letter Bomb"...right on over to the feel good "Wild in the Streets" and "When the **** Hits the Fan"...
 
Mountain dew out the nose again...:D Reading THR while drinking is getting dangerous!!
 
I don't get the tactical mall ninja reference? Is it the name? I don't recall a whole lot of people ragging on the USP .45 SOCOM because of it's name. Or is it the fact that it's black polymer? If no one noticed, there's kind of a lot of black polymer guns around.
 
I didnt put in a name but i think my old man used the name "Lookout" I never really liked polymer 1911's, but its worse with gay names
 
Man, were all just mad we didn't win:D I thought "Carry Lite" was a better name, even though my Kimber UCII is lighter:p Thats a pretty dumb choice of name, probably a relative of BW.:cool:
 
It is pretty FUGLY! I would not have won it because I would not have suggested such a stupid and moronic name. Even Bill Wilson is not beyond pandering to the Wannabe crowd of mall ninjas.
I would definitely contemplate purchasing the Dan Wesson "Valor" which I think is very well named and excellent looking. I would think of changing the pistol grip scales to something in aluminum or linen micarta in maroon.
If I get linen maroon micarta, it will have miniature silver jump wings on one scale and my regimental affiliation on the other scale!
 
I sent in VIPER. The advertising options with that name would have been numerous.

Spec Ops?

That name doesn't make any sense IMHO.
 
Its definitely got some Benelli Nova eurotrash styling.

Didnt Kimber try, then do away with a polymer 1911?? Is there a market for this? (edited to add: Yes there is a market for a high capacity 45.) If I was going to buy a Wilson I think I would go with non poly design.
 
LOL my nick name at work is Mags it is a shorter version of my hard to pronounce last name.
 
I don't get the tactical mall ninja reference? Is it the name? I don't recall a whole lot of people ragging on the USP .45 SOCOM because of it's name.
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Well, that pistol was actually in SOCOM's inventory, so they get away with it. The "Spec Ops" name, on the other hand (refer to post #7) is entirely a marketing ploy. I'm sure that alot of people seeing that name, heard:Being Special Operations is kickass cool!, Now You can be too with WC's Spec Ops 9!

As for the construction of the pistol itself, I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. The trick is not trying to jam it into the 1911 category, it's more of a pistol with a 1911 trigger (and what a sweet one it must be) that sort of resembles a 1911 by shape. Even the barrel-slide lock up seemed to be of a completely different style than that of the 1911. And of course you can't blame WC for experimenting with alternative materials, after all, if JMB were alive today do you really think he would be limiting himself to steel in his futuristic designs?
 
I'm sure it's a nice gun and I am a fan of all forms of manufacturing (steel/aluminum/poly) but whenever I see a poly 1911 I can't help but think of Bill The Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis).. “An Irish ditty mixed with the rhythms of a dark continent, stirred to a fine American mess."
 
The name doesn't bother me. But honestly I really don't
want a firearm with the words 'Spec-Ops' on it.
1. I'm not in the Special Forces
2. The Special Forces don't use that pistol.
3. Special Forces don't designate their pistols as 'Spec-Ops'
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Totally agree...

I sent in "Nightwing" as a contest name.
 
I don't get the tactical mall ninja reference? Is it the name? I don't recall a whole lot of people ragging on the USP .45 SOCOM because of it's name.
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Here is a link to the original "Mall Ninja" threads http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

About halfway through the story another poster 'SPECOPS' show up and plays the foil to Gecko45.
I think whoever submitted the name "Specops" for this gun was playing on that, an inside joke.




At this point, I should mention that I take no responsibility for coffee or other fluids that may be ejected from your nostrils onto your keyboard. This was when a second poster (SPECOPS) chimed in, and then things just got even stranger.

SPECOPS writes:
Listen, I don’t expect you civilians to understand the situation. But bear with me and I’ll see if I can pound it into you soft skulls.With the decay of society and the rotting away of the moral fiber of our country this world is getting more and more dangerous and down right mean. Who do you think protects you from the scum of this society??? The cops, the FBI, the army???Guess again, it’s the guys guarding your companies, your banks, your schools, your homes, your supermarkets, and yes smartass, even your malls. What good are the cops going to be if a shooter shows up at your workplace??? How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, while you or your children are shot down like prairie dogs at a drunken machinegun shoot.We are on site, when the cops are cruising around handing out speeding tickets or harrassing prostitutes. We risk our lives so you can go home to mommy at the end of the day and this is the respect we get??? Hell, I’d call some of us “heroes”, but I’m sure most of you juveniles don’t understand the meaning of such a Distinguished word.So go play Rainbow Six and frag some “tangos”, and tell your mommy to bring you some milk and cookies. Meanwhile, my ass is one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.Stay safe Gecko45! I got your back brother!
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After that things kinda went down hill
 
I'm sure it's a nice gun and I am a fan of all forms of manufacturing (steel/aluminum/poly) but whenever I see a poly 1911 I can't help but think of Bill The Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis).. “An Irish ditty mixed with the rhythms of a dark continent, stirred to a fine American mess."
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If any gun reminded me of him, I would buy it immediately.
 
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