"For assurance of absolute reliability it is imperative that you shoot EXACTLY 827.3 rounds."
LMAO...still more LMAO.
So...does the last round (the 3/10ths of a round) have to feed from the mag (.3), but not fire (.3), eject (.3) or make that tinkly sound brass makes when it hits the pavement in movies (.1)?
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Just checked out cpileri's algorythm. Not bad, for what it was intended. What was really hilarious was the responses.
Here's a hint: cpileri was not attempting to provide a rigorous proof of the Unified Field Theory, the Meaning of All Life, or the existence/non-existence of G-d.
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Guy with an Idea:
I have this new tool. It's called a "hammer" and is used to drive small pieces of metal into wood. Y'all are free to make use of it. I'll even produce it in two formats.
Naysayer #1:
Why isn't it a wrench?. 'Cause that's what I'd like it to be.
Naysayer #2:
What if I were to use it underwater, holding my breath, after eating a large bowl of pasta, and I got cramps from swimming too soon after dinner? I don't know it would be much help to me in THAT situation.
Naysayer #3:
Ha! How useful would your little tool be if, as you were about to swing your "hammer," you were hit by a small meteorite and blown to bits? No, I don't think this tool is all you crack it up to be...
Naysayer #4:
Will it end World Hunger or usher in World Peace and an era of no-height-limitation-at-MCDonald's-playgrounds?
Guy with an Idea:
Uh, I just thought I'd share a simple tool that might be of use. Never mind...