BerettaNut92
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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor. Be sure to properly balance the likelihood of cancer throughout the entire body by turning away from the radiation source.
In the event of a chemical attack, choke yourself til you see colors, your hair turns blue, and your eyes disappear.
When in doubt, roll the fallout shelter sign down the stairs.
If the door is jammed, use a large errow to pry it open.