Holster Maker HUMOR for Fathers Day

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Well good day to all and Happy Fathers Day. I thought Id share some of the fun things that have happened to me regarding me being a holster maker and my kids.....I cant pass all of them along but Ill throw in some good ones. These are all true.....so help me god!

About 3 years ago my son and I were gonna go see a movie. I was in my moms car done as mine was in the shop. It was dusk and it has those damn driving lights/daytime running lights on it. I see the headlights on and dont think anything of it. I turn into the theatre parking lot and I notice Im getting pulled over.....???????? ***??? The cop comes up to the door...Ive got my hands on the wheel, " I have a CCW permit and Im armed" He says thanks and that I can relax. "I pulled you over because you dont have any tail lights." What????? Then the DRL's thing hits me and I turn the lights on...POOF! taillights. I explain its not my car etc and he doesnt even give me a warning...small town cops are great! My son yells across the car....."Arent you gonna ask him how many guns he has on???" The cop looks at me strangely and says...Why would he say that? How many guns do you have on you? Well, Im a holster maker and we go to the movies to do R&D work, sitting for long amounts of time tests comfort!
Ive got 4 or 5 guns on me. The cop says....."4 or 5, youre not even sure how many? So I count them.....double shoulder holster, 2 pocket carry and 1 IWB....yep 5! Please step out the car sir! Im thinking "oh ????, what now?"
Show me your guns please?".......he's being cool so I show him. He shakes his head and says....they conceal pretty well. Do you have a card?????
We didnt make it to the movie.......but I got a customer out of it! :D

I lived in a pretty nice Condo Complex and got to know a couple of the people fairly well. One of my freinds/neighbors got the cops called on him for something thats none of my business...he was found innocent for the record!
While the cops were cuffing him and walking him across the Complex, my son see's the police arresting my friend through the window and RUNS OUT THE DOOR! I have no idea what he's saying to the LEO's but he hands them something. I come out to see what the hoopla is about and find my little salesman is giving the LEO's my business cards as they arrest my friend! Oh My God.......Gotta love it.

While driving around Bountiful Ut, where I live, lets say I was going a tad fast. I got pulled over (No I do not get pulled over all of the time!!!) and same thing.....hands on the wheel... waiting! The LEO gets up to my window and before I can say anything.....Jesse my then 8 year old son yells across the car......" He has a CCW permit and has 3 guns on him!" I was already frustrated and told him to shut up and sit down. The officer asks me where my weapons were, I tell him and he just stares at me. "Why do you carry so many guns? Do you have people after you?" Hes looking at me like Im paranoid and nuts....so I say.....No, Im a holster maker and just carry alot of guns usually testing stuff out. He was relieved to know Im not a nut with 3 guns on! Again.....no ticket and bus. cards given. :D

Now the best.....I posted this one when it happened years ago and Im sure some of you remember this one. My then 5 year old daughter, Boo, helped me ALOT with Printing Analysis or just told me if I was printing. R&D stuff again......:D Anyway after years of this she got TOO DAMN GOOD AT IT! We would play games....."Who's got the gun?" and she would "make" people who most others wouldnt.....you would have to see it to believe it!
Ok.....were eating at a KFC and there are 3 LEO's at a table across from us. One LEO gets up and goes over to the Salad Bar. My daughter pokes me in the ribs and says she NEEDS to talk to him....NOW!
NO!.....mind your business. She asks again and again.....NO! As we are leaving she dissappears....I find her talking to the officer in question. Im about 20 feet away and can see him nodding "yes" and puts his hand on the back section of his body. Im thinking......"What are you doing?????????????
The cop keeps looking at me too...so I go over to get my daughter and ask whats going on. Boo, spotted his back up weapon......a snubby "tucked in" behind his duty weapon and warned him about it. "If I can see it so can others.....including BG's!" Speechless at first, the Officer thanked her for her support and asked me "What is it you do?".......I explained and he just laughed.........Thank God. As we left he told my daughter.......you are great! "Please grow up to be one of the good guys!".............
I was in shock in the car on the way home.....now I see the humor in it..very well. :D

Hope you liked these................Ive got more but my hands hurt already.

Shoot well, happy fathers day and god bless.........Eric L.
 
Thats some funny stuff, And Thanks for the Fathers day blessings... This is pretty much my first real fathers day... Im a step daddy of 2... Last year on this day I lost a very good friend/brother in law to a motorcycle accident... so there really wasnt any thought of celebration for fathers day...
 
Hang in there DK......Ive got 3 step and 2 by blood, so 5 all togethor. Now in a couple of years Ill have stories about 5 kids instead of just 2. Thanks for the kind words.....its funny what life throws at you.
Happy Fathers Day..........you are their dad!
Shoot well.........
 
yes were planning on one or two more when were a bit more financially prepared... its just not currently in the cards. soon though... dads been bugging me for years to give him some grandkids.. and thanks again.
 
:D

My daughter, 3 1/2, is one of those talkative ones. Keeps my wife and I on edge when around people.

At church she walked by the rather fat administrator/minister, said or more like yelled her usual "Hi, what's your name, what are you doing?" didn't wait for a response and yelled out again "Do you have a baby in your tummy?"

They do a brief children's sermon before the main sermon. Many kids 3 n up go down and sit in a circle around the pastor, he asks question, usually has an object as an illustration. I told my wife our little girl was 3 now and we should let her start going down with the rest of the kids and she looked at me as if I was from out of space while saying "No way! There's no telling what she'll say and embarrass us." Well, I smiled and had to agree but then again that's what memories are often made out of.

Happy Fathers Day to you too Eric.

Nik
 
My first father's day too - waffles and the paper in bed. My 6 month old daughter "gave" me a book titled "I love my daddy" about a baby bear and a daddy bear. Very cute.

Happy father's day to all.
 
Well, since we are sharing about gifts....I got those 14 mile range walkie talkies from american sportsman :D

My wife was going to Walmart and I said: "Hey take one of those and will see if I can hear you when you all the way at the store." She :rolleyes: and says "No thanks. We'll play GI Joe some other time." Ouch, she really knows how to jab me good.
Later that day the fridge stopped working. I say "Hey, stay right here. I'll take one of the walkie talkies and go out to the breaker box. You can tell me when it comes back on so we don't have to yell." She says "Just push the reset on the plug." I do and the fridge comes back on :cuss: I still have not got to use them :fire: May be I'll teach my 3 year old how to work one.

Nik
 
Well if they work half of what they are supposed to your lucky. My 9 milers wont do over a mile on HIGH POWER.....
I dont have the FCC license but they should still work better than that!!!!!!!

Ive got tons of uses for mine.....I need a GPS locating system for each of my kids so I can keep track of them............:D
Shoot well.........
 
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