I feel I have to post this-new CMMG product

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I got an email from TheGunSource about new products, and this one was listed. I did a search didn't find anything, so I figured it was important that I share. I was convinced it was a joke, but CMMG has it listed on their site...

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You can find it here on CMMG's site: http://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=1633624&cat=38&

Glad to see they have spare time on their hands. Of course, we all gotta have a little fun. I like companies that don't take themselves too seriously.

My apologies if this is old news.
 
BACON? :what: So I guess being "TACTICAL"; would indicate that it will get your fat out of the fire? The word tactical is used so much, I'm not sure what it means anymore.:cuss::banghead:
 
Better order one now, there will be a ban soon!

Don't hoard them, everyone let the rest of us get our orders in!
 
whew.....passed the moderator test. I love the graphic on the back "1) open can" "2) receive bacon". If only all things were that simple.

I decided it was worthy of a new sig line.
 
this is just hilarious.

I do love CMMG's rifles, though. Did a 'build' using their lower on an upper ordered from them. Their barrels are very nice, and for the price on what you get it's hard to beat.
 
I think you're missing the point...CMMG is spoofing all the tactical accessories out there.
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OH, OK...I'm sorry. I missed the point. To me the word tactical has been run into the ground. If you're not tactical, you're .... whatever. I just prefer to be prepared and as low key as possible. I get a real kick seeing the grocery store comando's invading the Krogers with their camo cargos stuffed into the top of the jet black polished viabram soled jump boots. :barf:

Sorry, I'll crawl back into my hole.:D
 
I always keep a can under my several trauma plates. Once, when the mall was attacked by rouge rabbis, I got in my tactical golf cart and, dodging several landmines, told them this was all we had for sale. They retreated, the leader of the group ordering his minions "let's go", and he later called out "You'll have to see my lawyer". I knew this was code for their next invasion plan. The next day, my boss fired me for "scaring the customers". Unfortunantly, he had fallen for their lies, however, I had saved the world from sure destruction, so it was worth it.
 
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Oh, the possible applications.....

Modify a JSOW to deploy cans of tactical bacon instead of submunitions...find a way to deliver it from a Warthog...
 
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[ANTI]Why does anyone NEED tactical bacon? It's only good for one thing: fattening people! These should be restricted to military use only, and with all the tactical bacon making it to mexico we can't just ignore the problem anymore. Won't someone think of teh childrens!!![/ANTI]
 
I can't believe no one has posted the perfect weapon for this accessory. It's the latest "got to have" gun
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It was posted (by a poor FNG) and the thread mercilessly locked as off topic.

Silly mods, must be having an 'off' day today to let such things go....
 
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