I killed a home invader today.

[Dave R]

Can't use a mouse gun to kill a mouse invader. The butt's not long enough.

 

[PATH]

Mickey, Minnie, Speedy, and Mighty Mouse will be among those in attendance at the services for Marty Mouse. "He only wanted to look ar the Enfield", says cousin Jerry. "Even Tom was never this cruel! We are all shocked by this barbaric act!"

Peppinno, Marty's Sicilian cousin, is rumoured to be seeking revenge, as are thousands of Mouseketeers.

Local PETA spokespersons have vowed to push for prosecution for this unwarranted attack on a mouse who loved rifles.

Marty leaves behind 18 wives and 348 children!

 

[bogie]

One made the mistake of entering my apartment a few years back.

Made the second mistake of seeking refuge behind a cooler stored in the kitchen.

One kick later, he was buried at sea.

If you've got a rodent problem, put out some fresh Coca-Cola (red label) in some shallow pans. They love the stuff. But they can't burp.

 

[Subby]

I nailed a rat two weeks ago with my .45. My boss called me up, said he caught one alive, called me up to dispose of it posthaste. I took it down along the river, gave it one, then threw the prick out on the ice. If'n you guys are interested, check out ratkill.com for the latest and greatest in anti-vermin measures. It's really quite a sport if you have the stomach.

Sub

 

[Calamity Jane]

****snerk****




Rodents aren't a problem here. Hubby and I have an Assault Cat.

 

[coonan357]

my favorite mouse gun is my S&W 66 J 3"pc gun (lew Horton ) But the HBWC"s leaves holes in the underlayment of the floor !!!

 

[Stephen A. Camp]

Hello. Maybe a european mount would be nice?

hahhahahahha!

Best.

 

[Subby]

I somehow doubt the health inspector would approve of a rat European mount, or any mount for that matter. I guess I'll have to convince the owner to bribe him with more than the usual amount next time(no offense to honest health inspectors).

Sub

 

[tex_n_cal]

Stephen!

I had a mouse problem at the house some years ago - set out a trap, left for work. Came home that evening, found trap gone.

Scratched my head, looked around, gave up, went to feed dogs, heard scrambling in the 40# bag of Rottweiler chow.

I look down & half way up the side of the bag, there's a mouse hole. Mouse is inside bag of dog food chowing down - mouse trap is firmly clamped on his tail, and is hanging outside of the bag. Shoulda took a picture, coulda retired off it by now.

Giving the mouse credit for having brass ones, I took him out in the field & turned him loose.

 

[Stephen A. Camp]

Hello. Neat story. Years ago, I'd fish in ponds here in Texas during the heat of the summer and used a flyrod; the little bass would frequently take a fly when passing on larger baits. Plus, they felt like a whale on a flyrod! Anyway, I had some on the stringer and I caught a little pound or pound-and-a-quarter bass.
He fought me getting him in. He fought me trying to take him off the hook. He fought me on the way to the stringer. I looked at him, admiring the way he never said "die" and turned him loose.

(But, I ate up all his buddies on the stringer. hahhahha!)

Best.

 

[voilsb]

so you smashed it, eh? at least you didn't shoot it repeatedly.

of course, when I saw the thread topic I though "I wonder what kind of critter he killed?"

there was only a very very tiny "I wonder if he really killed a person? it *could* happen ..." I pretty much assumed it was a critter, though. most likely you'd be less non-chalant about it if it were a person

 

[seeker_two]

"...a rat writ writ for a rat..." (True Grit)

Personally, I'd have found a less expensive club...

 

[gino]

Actually, This is why the Enfield has a bayonet!!

 

[BIGR]

Just wait til his daddy comes into your house and drags you out of bed.

 

[vulcan]

What did it weigh dressed out? dems good eatins