To continue with the Texas bashing theme, I've heard it said that the main thing wrong with Texas is it's so full of Texans...Now, as for me, (said in my best apologetic voice) I don't have anything against Texans, why some of my very best friends are Texans, I even go to church with a couple of Texans, and so on....
Wasn't it Jimmy Rodgers who said he'd never been able to see further and see less, see more windmills and less water than in Texas?