If your spouse was a firearm, what would she be and why?

[Sheepdog1968]

Mine would a 30-06 bolt action with 4X scope and iron sights in walnut. She's a timeless classic that's more country than city. The type your father or grandfather would be proud of. She can do it all so you only need one. Very reliable and will stick with you through thick and thin. She puts food on the table and can defend hearth and home if need be. Treat her right and she will last you a life time. How about yours?

PS My wife approved this message. Actually came up w the thread.

 

[merlinfire]

Probably an ar-15, yeah she's reliable and a straight shooter, but she's not cheap and frankly a bit particular.

 

[Viper]

A nickel Plated SIG P220. Classy looking with a bit of flash, dependable, and packing a punch when needed.

 

[N.Schafer]

Whitney Wolverine. Small, unique, and lots of curves in the right places.

 

[anomoly40]

Ruger 10/22.

I got her pretty cheap, she's picky on what she eats and if I don't watch her she'll spend all my money on accessories. But I love her and probably wont get rid of her.

 

[JoeMal]

Good one, anomoly


Glock 17

You either love her or your hate her, will gladly eat anything, low maintenance, and I've never had a problem with her.

 

[Creature]

My dearest dove would be a 16inch rifled cannon as found on a battleship.

 

[Bobson]

An AK47.

Reliable performance, without knowing the meaning of the word "quit." Maybe a bit rough around the edges, but the more time I spend with her, the more I appreciate her simple beauty, and she's got just enough attitude to get the job done.

 

[Heretic]

Oh, no,no, My wife reads these threads.

 

[Bobson]

What's wrong, were you gonna say a Hi Point?

lol jk

 

[NoobCannon]

She would be a Taurus PT111. Small, affordable, people tell me I shouldn't rely on her, but when the chips are down, she'll always find a way to make you smile.

 

[Justin]

Uh. Yeah. Let's stick with threads that don't involve comparing live people to inanimate objects.