AmbulanceDriver
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So it's Easter Sunday (well, technicall 1:00 AM on Monday) and I'm getting ready to hit the hay. I turn off the TV and no sooner get up from the couch that I hear one of the car alarms do the "Stay Away" chirps (series of rapid chirps when someone bumps the car. But it has to be a significant bump, like almost break the glass bump) and seconds later I hear our chain link fence rattle. So I go grab the shotgun and head out the back door. As I'm rounding the corner of the house, I flip on the light on my shotgun and sure enough, someone is crouching next to our front fence (in the backyard) in our rhodie bushes, about 5 feet from the neighbors fence. Just as I'm about to yell at him not to move (and getting ready to grab the phone and bang out 911), he practically vaults this 5 foot tall fence from a standing start. I guess being on the wrong end of a shotgun is one heck of a motivator...
So he's running so fast I figure he's just gonna *keep* running, so I head back inside, call 911. Give what little description I have, they tell me their gonna broadcast it to the area officers to keep an extra eye on our street. So I head out the front door (sans shotgun) to check the cars for any damage. What do I spy a couple houses away? Why it's someone crouched behind a car! He ducks pretty quick, and I didn't see anyone running, so I figure he thinks I didn't spot him. Don't want to spook him, so I keep checking the cars, and then casually head back indoors. Get right back on the phone with 911, couple of minutes later there are two cruisers on our street heading opposite directions, shining their spotlights. They obviously didn't find anyone, and didn't even worry about contacting me. I guess punk knew his way around the neighborhood and is (hopefully) heading back towards wherever he lives. And hopefully thinking twice about his chosen career path.....
So he's running so fast I figure he's just gonna *keep* running, so I head back inside, call 911. Give what little description I have, they tell me their gonna broadcast it to the area officers to keep an extra eye on our street. So I head out the front door (sans shotgun) to check the cars for any damage. What do I spy a couple houses away? Why it's someone crouched behind a car! He ducks pretty quick, and I didn't see anyone running, so I figure he thinks I didn't spot him. Don't want to spook him, so I keep checking the cars, and then casually head back indoors. Get right back on the phone with 911, couple of minutes later there are two cruisers on our street heading opposite directions, shining their spotlights. They obviously didn't find anyone, and didn't even worry about contacting me. I guess punk knew his way around the neighborhood and is (hopefully) heading back towards wherever he lives. And hopefully thinking twice about his chosen career path.....