Jessica Simpson's M4

[john l]

In the latest issue of PEOPLE magazine, the 50 most beautiful people, I ran across an article about Jessica Simpson doing a USO tour in the desert, and it shows some pics of her shooting an M4, a Beretta, and a .50 .

She has the M4 up on a rest, her legs just so to balance properly......... and let's just say that it was one of those times where 2 beautiful things in the universe come together and make my day.

I cut out the picture so I could enjoy it for a long time.

All I can say is..................YUM!!!!!!!!!
John L

 

[Berg]

Umm...Don't you have a scanner?

 

[spacemanspiff]

if she dyed her hair brown or red, she'd go from a 3 to at least a 8 in my book.

spacemanblondesareadimeadozenandapparently i'vebeenbrokeforalongtimecauseican'tevenaffordablondespiff

 

[MaterDei]

Jessica who? I guess I'm behind the times. I take it from the description that she must be purdy. Is she as cute as Audrey Hepburn?

 

[john l]

Spiff
You are misguided, my fine friend. Jessica is all that and the proverbial bag of chips.
John L

 

[The_Antibubba]

Spiff,

If she'd stop sharing her "deep thoughts" and just SHUT UP, she'd go up several points in my book. Talk about vapid.

 

[kptaylor]

Didn't see an M4 on the website...

 

[john l]

Antibubba,
you are correct, sir. The magic truely ends when a lot of these hotties open their pie hole.
john L

 

[dasmi]

She's alright.

 

[MaterDei]

The magic truely ends when a lot of these hotties open their pie hole.

Based on the picture I'd like to add 'or dress themselves' to the above quote.

 

[iamkris]

While I agree most of the hotties rachet down several notches when they speak, at least Jessica STARTS OUT RIGHT
http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes53.html

 

[dasmi]

No ear protection in that photo. Can you say "staged?"

 

[mrhuckins]

Perhaps she has the regulation military field ear protection in, and you just can't see it in the picture.

 

[shoot870p]

look for the foam ear plugs. I "think" I see one.

 

[Malamute]

Yeah, Jessica who? Is she related to Homer Simpson? I truly don't have a clue who she is or why she is known.

 

[trever1t]

She is a singer, and although i dont listen to that kind of music (soft pop) she is amazing. One of the most natural voices IMHO.

And damm! She puts Valerie Bertonelli to shame!

 

[HomerSimpson]

"Yeah, Jessica who? Is she related to Homer Simpson? I truly don't have a clue who she is or why she is known"


Hey, I resemble that remark!

She's a babe - no debate!

John, I want to see that photo at the next match!

 

[Phantom Warrior]

spacemanspiff,

Word. I don't understand why everyone thinks blondes are so great. Give me someone like Penelope Cruz or Natalie Portman or Keira Knightly over Jessica Simpson any day. Keira Knightly Pirates of the Carribbean style? GOD.

 

[El Rojo]

OK, seriously John, you don't have a scanner? I think the moderators should ban anyone talking about Jessica Simpson with guns photos and not posting them. Someone turn this into a poll thread and put my down as a yes for banning John. :banghead:


I don't care what color hair you like, Jessica Simpson is a beautiful woman. As my daddy used to say, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

 

[stealthmode]

did sing at Bushes first innagural?

 

[Rebar]

"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea." asking her husband about Chicken of the Sea

That still makes me laugh.

 

[Cosmoline]

Meh

I've lived too long to be fooled. It hurts my wallet just looking at her.

 

[Zach S]

I think a picture of her holding an M4 would boost her from a 6 to an 8, maybe 8.5. Blondes just dont do much for me.

 

[SCULLY]

You will see her on the BIG screen as the new daisy duke , on the soon to be released " Dukes of Hazzard " movie .

 

[armoredman]

No, she's not as beautiful as Audrey Hepburn was in her day. She is pretty, but not that pretty.