Just because the contents of Safe #1

[bigjim]

I was taking pictures as I do yearly of my weapons for the Insurance company. I will empty one safe onto the bed and take some pictures.

I thought I would post this for fun. Maybe we could start a thread on out of control gun collection pictures!

 

[Greg L]

If you take all the magazines & ammo out of the safe there is room for a couple more guns.

(when that doesn't work anymore come back and ask me about taking the bolts out of the rifles & keeping them in the safe while shoving the rifles under the bed )

Greg

 

[Standing Wolf]

Obviously, you need a larger bed.

 

[Azrael256]

You aren't married, are you...

 

[mparris71]

I can tell you don't like 1911s

 

[Preacherman]

SW, no, he doesn't need a larger bed - he just needs to discover other things to do on/in it...

(Where's that tongue-in-cheek smilie when I need it?)

 

[Sven]

Awesome. You are my roll model!

Of course, no-one can touch Steve K's collection...

 

[rock jock]

Camo bed spread.

I thought I had seen it all.

 

[natedog]

You need to reduce your gun collection immediatly. Send 80% of it directly to me. It's for the children (or child).

 

[roo_ster]

Sniff, sniff...

That's beautiful, man.

 

[citizen]

Soooooooo, what's in safe #2??

 

[bigjim]

Rock Jock....

Yeah got a camo thong too.

Azrael256

Nope I married but the wife is a good ol girl.

mparris71

Those are only the 5 inch 1911's Safe 2 has the commanders

the rest of you guys....LOL!!

But lets post some collection PICS! What are you all high point owners scared to come out into the light like a bunch of vampires?

 

[Wildalaska]

Im jealous I dont own any guns

WildthatsyourfriendssafeisntitAlaska

 

[4v50 Gary]

Looks like a police publicity photo that follows after a raid.

BTW, like WildAlaska, I don't own any guns either.

 

[Azrael256]

bigjim, does your wife have a sister?

 

[K40]

you are a lucky,lucky man!

-

 

[bigjim]

Azrael256


Yeah my wife does have a Sister. But she once she got past 35 and we knew for sure she was gonna be a old maid we plumb wore her out hauling ammo.

She is no longer much use for hauling ammo anymore being hump backed and all.

 

[BluesBear]

A hump-backed woman over 35 who'll haul ammo?

Can she cook?

Does she like rainy weather?

 

[Diggler]

Originally posted by bigjim:

Yeah got a camo thong too.

OK that's WAY too much information!

 

[Smoke]

Dear Sir,

I am a gov't employee and I am here to relieve you of your firearms based on some ficticious part of the Patriot Act that we can't find at the moment.

You are a suspected terrorist with ties to Tim McVeigh. bigjim is obviously an alias to disguise Muslim Extremist alliances.

You will be allowed to keep your speed loaders as they won't fit our....ummmm...they are PC. You may also retain your C&R guns since they are antique relics that can't harm anyone. Your knives however will have to be turned in as they could cut you. That would increase health care premiums nationwide, we can't have that.

All 1911 style weapons, mags, bolt guns, shotguns, ammo and assorted supplies and equipment must be boxed up immediately and sent to:

Smoke
Bosque County, TX

They will be held indefinitely and shot regularly (we might even let our brother-in-laws shoot them) until such time as we decide on your innocence or we die.

Sincerely

A. Gov’t Agent, BFPGATRDDAP
(Big Fat Powerful Gov’t Agency That Really Doesn’t Do Anything Productive)

 

[Moparmike]

You need some evil assault rifles. But then again, so do I...