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If you take all the magazines & ammo out of the safe there is room for a couple more guns.
(when that doesn't work anymore come back and ask me about taking the bolts out of the rifles & keeping them in the safe while shoving the rifles under the bed )
I am a gov't employee and I am here to relieve you of your firearms based on some ficticious part of the Patriot Act that we can't find at the moment.
You are a suspected terrorist with ties to Tim McVeigh. bigjim is obviously an alias to disguise Muslim Extremist alliances.
You will be allowed to keep your speed loaders as they won't fit our....ummmm...they are PC. You may also retain your C&R guns since they are antique relics that can't harm anyone. Your knives however will have to be turned in as they could cut you. That would increase health care premiums nationwide, we can't have that.
All 1911 style weapons, mags, bolt guns, shotguns, ammo and assorted supplies and equipment must be boxed up immediately and sent to:
Smoke
Bosque County, TX
They will be held indefinitely and shot regularly (we might even let our brother-in-laws shoot them) until such time as we decide on your innocence or we die.
Sincerely
A. Gov’t Agent, BFPGATRDDAP
(Big Fat Powerful Gov’t Agency That Really Doesn’t Do Anything Productive)
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