Just have to share this

[cerberus]

Found this in the Alt Auto news group. Just how stupid can they get?

Post:

Newsgroups:
alt.autos
My car says Unleaded Only. I have always used unleaded gas.
Last week I went by my brother and he was drunk and getting ready for
deer hunting. He was running around his land with a deer call and his
rifle. He kept stopping at the shed for more beer and whisky. The
next thing he was really drunk and was running around naked shooting
at everything. He managed to shoot 3 holes in my car. One knocked
out the windshield, another went thru the door, and the third went
into my gas tank and all the gas ran out. I was real pissed but my
brother has always been like this and we have all gotten used to it.
I fixed the hole in the gas tank and door with ducktape. I dont
really need the windshield so I just cleaned all busted glass off the
seat and ducktaped a piece of plastic over the windshield.

Anyhow, I am worried now. The car says unleaded only, and there is a
lead bullet in the tank. Will this cause my car to explode or ruin my
motor? I dont feel good about this.

Redneck69


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[R.H. Lee]

It has to be a joke. Nobody could be that lame.

 

[Marnoot]

Too bad it didn't just blow up like it done does in dem moovies. Might have cleaned the gene pool a little.

 

[Valkman]

Answer: It doesn't matter because it will just run out the bullet hole anyway!

Somebody is funnin' somebody.

 

[4v50 Gary]

It's a joke. Look at the signature.

 

[submin]

Fixing a hole in a gas tank with duct tape?

Not concerned with the lack of windshield but worried about lead in his gas?

Sounds like the drug induced imagination of a fourteen year-old liar. This kid should put the blunt down and stop believing everyone is a moron.

 

[JamisJockey]

Too bad it didn't just blow up like it done does in dem moovies. Might have cleaned the gene pool a little.

Mythbusters alredy took care of that little lie...damn good episode!