Just saw the ad in Shotgun News for... (WARNING-NSFW)

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That is the cheapest looking set of hair extensions I've ever seen on anyone...forgot to look for a sword.

Seems like both the girl & "Razorman" had problems deploying the sword with the correct edge pointed toward threat.

I live in CA, don't know how I'll manage now knowing that I'll never be able to buy the belt system here...
 
A sword made out of spring steel?
Neat idea... the sword's probably worthless for anything but slapping people. One of the cutting plywood videos appears to be faked.
 
There is a traditional sword belt in India, actually, but they have all sorts of weird weapons.
 
Right, the military thing worries me less than the police. I'd like to be in the room when this guy pitches the chief of a police department. "What is the one tool missing from the modern patrolman's toolbox? The SWORD!"

A member who apparently wished to remain anonymous also thought it would be a good idea to point out that this thing is probably illegal in rich, varied and multifaceted ways in many jurisdictions. So don't rush out to buy one, now.
 
the best part...

The RazorSword is the first sword that will never need to be sharpened, because the rounded edge will never get dull.
Guess they should have said , never get duller , shipped dull , so you dont get a ninjury

you do however get to join a special task force....

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You too can bring the rain !

Maybe buy em in bulk and hand em out to the gangbangers who wear their pants hanging off their butts ;)
 
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Well I guess if one has a Ultimate Extreme Shotgun [tm] , with 3 1/2" buckshot, that is THE round for all things dangerous on Planet Earth...

Only fitting they have a edged something to field dress and handle all things Ultimate Extreme felled by such a Ultimate Extreme Shotgun.

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I can see the military applications. If I were a terrorist and some soldier pulled that on me, I would probably die laughing.

Seriously, I don't know that I have ever seen a product so clearly devised to appeal to mall ninjas. It has every element that draws those boys in:

Topless girl
Hints at special forces usage
Ninjaesque concealability
Inexpensive
Sweet hentai name - "Razorsword"
Testimony to it's sweetness, IE

Man that’s fast…where did the sword come from?” (The RazorSword was deployed so “Lightning Fast” that the martial arts experts could not tell where the RazorSword came from)

Dumb, man. Super dumb.

By the way, this made me laugh extremely hard:

“Futuristic Super-Weapon” Curtis W. Koehler (Of German Descent) (Born and resides in Wisconsin) is the inventor of this patent pending system that allows a massive double-edged RazorSword to strike instantly from out of “thin air”!

First, that Curtis W. Koehler felt it necessary to point out that he is a Wisconsonite of German descent, then that he had to put "Futuristic Super-Weapon" and "thin air" in qoutes so that the fanboys would know that he was using hyperbole to hype his crappy sword. Without those qoutation marks, millions of impressionable nerds would have been operating under the false hope that a futuristic super-weapon would, in fact, materialize out of thin air, only to be as disappointed in it's physical existence on this plane of reality as they were with their X-Ray Spex.

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Oh my sweet lord... look at this paragraph that I found lurking in the bowels of this webpage...

On condition of anonymity RazorRazor has spoken with former special forces and Delta Force personnel that have determined that the kinetic energy alone is enough to be “beyond extremely lethal”.

I was completely unaware that special forces and Delta Force personnel were moonlighting as physicists. Seriously? They expect my to believe that Delta Force sits around determining the kinetic energy necessary to be "beyond extremely lethal"? If something is beyond lethal, what does that make it? Super-lethal? So lethal that it will kill you twice? mega-lethal? We need to get some delta forcers in here to explain this to us.

Dudes, this stupid webpage/product is as fundamentally awesome in it's mall-ninjaness as Gecko45's posts were. This has brought me such intense joy. Kor, you are the man for posting this...
 
As comical as this thing is, I have no doubt you COULD actually hurt somebody with this thing. Probably while they laughed.

Now y'all want the REAL punchline?

This thing is 100% legal in California, near as I can tell. They haven't read the law correctly...check Penal Code 12020. It bans the concealed carry of "dirks and/or daggers". Which are further defined:

Readily available stabbing implement...

What's the one thing I guaronTEE you can't do with this turkey?

Yeah. Exactly. Stab :D.

We have just located the ultimate upraised middle digit for California weapons laws.

Mind you, about five minutes after a cop sees one on the streets but they fail to convict, a bill will be filed...

:)
 
Ahhh, TimboKhan beat me again with his X-Ray Specs reference. I was fi'n type: "Be sure to look for our upcoming Comic Book ads, between the SeaMonkeys and the Real, Working {cardboard} six-foot nuclear submarine."

Thanks for the laugh, Kor.

She's be sexier if she were holding a book instead of that corn knife. :p
 
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There have been "knife" versions of this from time to time over the past decade. They were actually sharp and had blade lengths under 8 inches. They never went anywhere, except into the maker's/designer's garage.

This thing is interesting only because of it's absurdity.
 
I'm waiting to see what's next. They say,"We are conducting experiment with various BeltSword Systems as a complete weapon platform. It will be capable of holding multiple weapons with simultaneous deployment. It will be better that a science fiction movie!"

It looks like it would make a decent gunbelt. Or at least it wouldn't roll under the weight of a holster.
 
Didn't make it past the opening page with the chick holding the sword before my "CRAP" alert kicked in.

It seems the web designer knows the dateless male species and what appeals to them.:barf:
 
If only it put out an expanding rotational cone of Ny-Trilium Tungsten patricles.

If it did that we could all get rid of our Extreme Shock ammo.

I just started watching the videos.........Jesus Christ Almighty. Has God truly forsaken us?

Is it my imagination, or did the "Martial Arts Technique" look very similar to baton twirling?
 
Hype of the highest order is what these folks seek to get the hapless customer to plonk down hard cash for things like this. These folks decided to go with the lowest common denominator for marketing though.

Anybody wanna bet they won't be at Blade in Atlanta this year?
 
Just received the following in my Private Mail:

from da RazorMan, hisself - probably sent to previous posters, reproduced here for the benefit of new readers.

RazorMan
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Join Date: 05-30-08
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 0 BeltSwords

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I would like to thank everyone for the interest they expressed in the BeltSword System. I noticed some had expressed trepidations. (My background is in the art of Eskrima)

In a very humble way; perhaps I could share some experiences. On May 21st, 2008 a friend of mine was scheduled to teach edged weapon training at Fort McCoy to SWAT teams from all over Wisconsin. (I believe the group is call the Wisconsin Tactical Officers Association) (Fort McCoy is an active military base in Wisconsin) My friend is a national Eskrima champion & edged weapon expert; he invited me to demonstrate the BeltSword System to limited number of SWAT team members. I soon had a crowd of military and SWAT team members all around me. My friend Pete said, “This group is tough to impress and they are impressed!” (I am not saying that this is a weapon system for SWAT teams…each weapon has a time and a place)

Finally at Fort McCoy I met a firearms expert from Texas that trains SWAT Team members. His remark, “no one can draw a handgun as fast as that BeltSword”. He is also an Eskrima expert and had a blast working with the various RazorSwords. (I know some of you believe you may draw your weapon faster…but we need to look at the environment. Is it a speed draw system, or is it hidden on your backside.) If you have ever been ambushed in an urban environment and you have a concealed weapon…can you deploy and use it in a split second. You can with my system. So what is your application…what is your hostile environment like…so many people think one weapon system (that they personally love) will work in all settings. We need to take into consideration the application, level of training, environment, enemy, etc.

On a hot day I can have someone walk down the street with a tank top and shorts and conceal up to a 36 inch long sword up to 2 inches wide. (This new prototype is so stiff it will thrust clear through a human target) (I know a small female about 18 years old that is an Eskrima expert…I can hide two 27 inch RazorSwords in her belt…she will “take out” a 250 pound man in a second)

Another friend of mine is former Special Operations. My friend currently works at a military installation, as a civilian, in the development of small arms. My friend has had serious combat experience and he has requested samples of the BeltSword to be tested. I know there are some of you that may think I am lying about this…if that is your feeling you need to meet me in person…because I am rather intense and also hate people that lie.

Please study the Tai Chi Sword; it is much more like a “noodle” than any of my RazorSwords. In fact the RazorSword is rather stiff as compared to a Tai Chi Sword. (My next series of RazorSwords will be very thick and designed for martial arts experts) In the hands of an expert a Tai Chi Sword will get you that meeting with God, “real quick”.

The weapons experts that personally meet me and see an actual demonstration are all impressed with the BeltSword System. Please review some of the current Asian Special Forces you will see some carry sword type weapons and prefer them to side arms in close quarter battle.

We should all take the Highroad and refrain from disparaging comments until we actually use a product and understand the purpose for which it was created.


E-Mail [email protected]

Respectfully, Curtis W. Koehler (Inventor of the BeltSword)

Again, discuss amongst yourselves...
 
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