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Learning to count via THR

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by ZeSpectre, Dec 18, 2006.

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  1. ZeSpectre

    ZeSpectre Member

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    Quirk that started running through my mind. Anyone want to help with this lesson? Trying to count to 100 :D

    ZERO - at twenty-five meters
    ONE - is none
    TWO - is one
    THREE - Dots puts you on shots
    FOUR - Tee Five
    FIVE - Round Magazine (thanks Hoppy 590)
    SIX - For sure
    SEVEN - point Six-Two
    EIGHT - MM Mauser (thanks Hoppy 590)
    NINE - is fine
    TEN - Millimeter
    ELEVEN - hundred Remington (Thanks JesseL)
    TWELVE - Gauge (Thanks DouglasW, don't know why I didn't see that one!)
    THIRTEEN - 12+1 of .45ACP (Thanks Thefabulousfink )
    FOURTEEN - 13+1 of .45ACP (Humoring the Springfield XD fans 'cause I'm one too) :D
    FIFTEEN - Round Limit (Thanks Statelineblues)
    SIXTEEN - As in "M" (Thanks Stickjockey) also "Sweet Sixteen" for the Browning shotgun.
    SEVENTEEN - Press, drop, repeat (DB_Tanker, something about 92 fans :neener: )
    EIGHTEEN - Ninety two Levergun (Winchester, of course)
    NINETEEN -Eleven, (of course! Thanks nbkky71)
    TWENTY - Gauge (Thanks Legionnaire)
    TWENTY ONE - gun salute
    TWENTY TWO - Mousegun (or "Ain't it obvious" from Legionnaire)
    TWENTY THREE -
    TWENTY FOUR -
    TWENTY FIVE -
    TWENTY SIX -
    TWENTY SEVEN -
    TWENTY EIGHT - Gauge (Thanks TX1911fan)
    TWENTY NINE -
    THIRTY - Thutty (or .30-30 if you prefer)
    THIRTY ONE -
    THIRTY TWO -
    THIRTY THREE -
    THIRTY FOUR -
    THIRTY FIVE -
    THIRTY SIX -
    THIRTY SEVEN -
    THIRTY EIGHT - Special
    THIRTY NINE -
    FOURTY - Smith & Wesson (Thanks javacodeman)
    FOURTY ONE -
    FOURTY TWO - The answer to life, the universe, and everything... sorry couldn't resist :D
    FOURTY THREE -
    FOURTY FOUR - Magnum (sheesh, I thought somebody would jump on that :D )
    FOURTY FIVE - ACP
    FOURTY SIX -
    FOURTY SEVEN - Kalashnikov (or Fourty-Seven, AK) (thanks loki.fish)
    FOURTY EIGHT -
    FOURTY NINE -
    FIFTY - rounds to a box (or Fifty Cal, Thanks TX1911fan)
    FIFTY ONE -
    FIFTY TWO -
    FIFTY THREE -
    FIFTY FOUR - "R" Mosin-Nagant (for my good buddy TinyGnat)
    FIFTY FIVE -
    FIFTY SIX -
    FIFTY SEVEN -
    FIFTY EIGHT -
    FIFTY NINE -
    SIXTY -
    SIXTY ONE -
    SIXTY TWO -
    SIXTY THREE -
    SIXTY FOUR -
    SIXTY FIVE -
    SIXTY SIX -
    SIXTY SEVEN -
    SIXTY EIGHT -
    SIXTY NINE -
    SEVENTY -
    SEVENTY ONE -
    SEVENTY TWO -
    SEVENTY THREE -
    SEVENTY FOUR -
    SEVENTY FIVE -
    SEVENTY SIX -
    SEVENTY SEVEN -
    SEVENTY EIGHT -
    SEVENTY NINE -
    EIGHTY -
    EIGHTY ONE -
    EIGHTY TWO -
    EIGHTY THREE -
    EIGHTY FOUR -
    EIGHTY FIVE -
    EIGHTY SIX -
    EIGHTY SEVEN -
    EIGHTY EIGHT -
    EIGHTY NINE -
    NINETY -
    NINETY ONE -
    NINETY TWO - Beretta
    NINETY THREE -
    NINETY FOUR -
    NINETY FIVE -
    NINETY SIX -
    NINETY SEVEN -
    NINETY EIGHT -
    NINETY NINE - times out of a hundred.
    ONE HUNDRED -
     
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  2. Hoppy590

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    Five- round internal box magazine
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    ELEVEN - hundred Remington
     
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    TWELVE -- gauge
     
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    THIRTEEN= 12+1 of .45ACP
     
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    FOURTEEN = 13+1 of .45ACP (Springfield XD fan here!)

    :D
     
  7. ZeSpectre

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    Keep 'em coming. I've had a couple of good chuckles so far.
     
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    17-press,drop,repeat (for the 92 lovers...)
     
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    15 - round limit :neener: (hey, I still live in PRNJ)
     
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    I don't get ONE and TWO, so how about:

    ONE - ragged hole
    TWO - MOA
    .
    .
    TWENTY - Gauge
    TWENTY ONE - To buy a handgun
    TWENTY TWO - Ain't it obvious?
     
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    I'm surprised that no one came up with

    NINETEEN-11 :)
     
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    Plan for failure. Always have a backup.
     
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    Nine - Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Ping!
     
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    Thanks, Ready.
     
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    TEN - All the capacity you really need :neener:
     
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    9-MM is fine, but not divine.
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    Fourty --S&W
     
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    (M)-SIXTEEN
     
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    sixteen - sweet! (look under 'Browning shotguns')
     
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    Forty Seven-kalashnikov
    or
    Forty Seven-AK that is
     
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    Fifty--Cal
    Twenty Eight--Gauge
     
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    Sixty: two 30 rounders jungle clipped together?
     
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    SIXTEEN - Sweet ;)
    actually, browning made "Sweet 16" version of famous Auto-5 once, obviously in 16 gauge
     
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    Fourty Five -- ACP
     
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