Lee Classic Turret Press: A Love Sonnet

[thomas15]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My LCT has replaceable heads
And about 0.10 inches of play.

 

[thomas15]

To LCT or not to LCT

That is the question.

 

[thomas15]

In the beginning, Richard Lee created the LCT

And it was good.


Not as good as a Hornady LNL-AP but still good.

 

[thomas15]

I looked over the mountain and what did I see?
A big old rock chucker and he was headed towards me.

I grabbed my LCT and what did I do?
I ran for the hills till I can get me some blue.

 

[thomas15]

I think post #47 is my best work.

 

[thomas15]

This one is in the form of a ballad:

How much is that reloading press in the window?
The one with the inexpensive replaceable turret heads and long waggly handle
How much is that reloading press in the window?
I do hope that the press is for sale

I must take a trip to Cabelas
And leave my poor credit card at home
If I had the funds I would get to get something faster
But my budget is in the toilet and my friends will be jealous anyway I hope.

How much is that reloading press in the window?
The one with the inexpensive replaceable turret heads and long waggly handle
How much is that reloading press in the window? (repeat and fade)

 

[thomas15]

16 Tons

I pulled 16 times, and what did I get?
4 loaded rounds and a crick in my neck
St. Peter I can't hear ya a calling my name
I need 46 more rounds so I need to keep pulling 184 more times

 

[ATLDave]

You're a machine, thomas15.

 

[drband]

I'm amazed!