I'll be glad when this thread is over so I can start one about "What's the best knife for when the Taliban invades Branson, Missouri?" We're thinking of going there soon. Scimitar, Broadsword or Kukri?
I’m questioning if your wife really likes you? If my wife took me to those locations I’d think she’d have it in for me. I’d rather be tied to the front bumper of a car in a roundabout with her driving than go on that trip. All kidding aside, hope you can have a great time without incident.