Let's DUMP the .357 Magnum.

[Topgun]

Oh, not the cartridge, mind you. Who would want to get rid of the most useful cartridge ever designed? Just the HEADSTAMP. They could call it the..............

.............. .36 ANTI-CRIME ........................

Police administrators could rejoice in announcing for the press that they are adopting a new cartridge "for the children" as tests showed that the frangible high-velocity .36 Anti-Crime has been found to stop crime much better than the old ones they have been using. They could cite how much better the new .36 Anti-Crime would be if needed to stop a crazed madman. All for the public good.

And the NEWSPAPERS could have a HEADLINE:

...................................................................................................
Police To Switch From Thirty-EIGHTS and FORTIES To Thirty SIXES!
........................................................................................................

The public would breathe a sigh of relief as our police switched to the much more humane and effective crime stopping round.

Yuppies the world over could raise a fresh Chablis to the new sensitivity of the move.

Time to bury the MAGNUM and adopt the far nicer... Anti-Crime.

 

[kalibear45]

How about the .45 Bad Guy Stopper?

 

[Nightcrawler]

I like the .41 Daffodil, myself.

(Seriously, had they called the .41 Mag the .41 Police, I bet more LE agencies would've gone for it...)

 

[Marko Kloos]

How about the .45 Fluffy Bunny, or the .32 Rainbow Sherbet?

 

[MonkeyMan]

I like the 35 (.355) Rose Petal.

 

[Correia]

Somebody should paint some hydro shoks pink and call them Fuzzy Bunny Luv Puffs. How could anybody be against that?

 

[Handy]

Does that mean the the Tec-9 is chambered in 9mm Cop-Killer, or .355 Hooligan Auto?

 

[braindead0]

The .45-70 soft cushion

The .50AE comfy floor...

?

 

[Nightcrawler]

Here we go.

Introducing the new revolver round of choice:

The .43 Diversity. You can't be against diversity, can you?

 

[George Hill]

Well, I guess my Colt PEACEMAKER is back in style...
But the new S&W revolver in .50 INFINITE JUSTICE is just too UN-PC to be allowed.

 

[GlocksRock]

What about the .22 love tap.

 

[WebHobbit]

Great idea!

 

[themic]

.45 tough love ?

 

[Apple a Day]

I think Nightcrawler is onto something!
Could we call the 9 Makarov the 9 Multicultural?

 

[Omaha-BeenGlockin]

The 9mm AT???(Anti-Terrorist) or the .45 HS(Homeland Security)

 

[MJRW]

I would personally carry the 9MMM (Million Mom March) or a .45 NCH (Non-Choking Hazard...its just too damn big).

 

[Phantom Warrior]

.40S&W=.40Soft and Warm, right?

 

[stans]

I'll stick to my .357 AMU ( American Multi-Use). Or maybe the .45 BB (Big Bullet!).

 

[Newton]

.38 Clinton, 9mm Brady, .45 Reno.

That would piss them off no end.

Newton

 

[vertigo7]

I'll toss in a vote for .700 Crimestopper, aka .700 CBMBS.

 

[Zorro]

.44 MAXIMUM PEACKEEPER!

"Do you feel Lucky PUNK!"

 

[Stevie-Ray]

.454 Pansy?

 

[themic]

.38 Clinton, 9mm Brady, .45 Reno.

That would piss them off no end.

Hey Newton,
one could shoot 9mm Brady's out of a Intratec Tec-Feinstein!

 

[DonGlock26]

Too Funny, Guys. How about my 9D.N.C. , .40N.O.W.,.45ACLU,& .30-06 PETA.

 

[Elmer Snerd]

9mm Gentle Scolding
10mm Time Out
.45 Spanking
12 gauge Group Hug
9mm Inconveniencer
.38 You're Very Special
Glaser Happy Fun Puffs
Winchester Cotton Tips
Mossberg 500 Gentle Persuader
Winchester 1300 Homeland Defender

Also note that hollowpoints have nice, safe, clean air in place of some of that icky toxic lead, making them "ecologically conscious reduced lead bullets".