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Let's DUMP the .357 Magnum.
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Mike Irwin
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How about the .35 Snuggle Wuggle Oogums to replace the .38 Spl.
The .22 Love Tap to replace the Long Rifle...
The .45 Foo Foo Girly Man to replace the ACP...
The .22 Love Tap to replace the Long Rifle...
The .45 Foo Foo Girly Man to replace the ACP...
LiquidTension
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I dunno what you guys have been smokin', but please pass it this way 
BevrFevr
Member
five o luv nuggets
.40 Fast Acting Mineral Supplements
.45 Anti Hypertensive Vita Pellets (proven to permantently lower blood pressure)
.38 Super Digestive Aides (will blow the crap right outa ya)
-bevr
.40 Fast Acting Mineral Supplements
.45 Anti Hypertensive Vita Pellets (proven to permantently lower blood pressure)
.38 Super Digestive Aides (will blow the crap right outa ya)
-bevr
Elmer Snerd
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Don't forget to join the Fuzzy Bunny Militia!
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THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE
Number 43, December 25, 1998
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The Fuzzy Bunny Militia
By Tom Creasing
[email protected]
Exclusive to The Libertarian Enterprise
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the informational meeting of the Fuzzy Bunny Militia. I'd like to thank all of you for taking the time to be here tonight and for the interest that shows in the cause of liberty.
Libertarians that we are, there will be a minimum of rules. Besides the all-important "No Initiation of Force" rule, for reasons that I will make clear in a moment, there is only one other rule members will be expected to adhere to. That rule is simply that members are expected, at all times, to refer to this group as the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." "The Fuzzy Bunnies," while a bit casual, is acceptable, but under no circumstances will any other appellation, such as "F.B. Militia" be used.
That's all right folks, I understand. Yes, the "Death-Dealing Muy Macho Assault Squad" is meeting just down the hall. Please give them my regards.
For those of you who remained, tonight's meeting will be brief and to the point. I would like to present to you the rationale for our group, the reasoning behind the name, and a quick overview of what our activities will consist of. I fully expect to lose some of you at each stage, but am convinced that most of you will be back for the actual organizational meeting tomorrow.
First the rationale for forming a militia. Federal law aside ... what's that ... oh, yes, "We don't need no Title 10, Section 311 USC." Thank you ma'am ... militias can be a good idea for several reasons. One reason is that they promote a sense of unity among the members. Being with other people with similar views on a regular basis builds a sense of community. You come to recognize that these are friends you can depend on.
Another benefit harks back to the old adage about "hanging together or hanging separately." There may come a time, and we all pray it won't, that being in a small cohesive group can be a major benefit. Look at the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew, for instance, where valuable time was lost organizing ad hoc groups to replace those fragile government services.
I guess the question that's really weighing on your minds, though, is "why the 'Fuzzy Bunny Militia'?" Again, there are at least a couple of good reasons for selecting that particular name, although the members of the organizing committee did make a strong case for "Cuddly Puppy Militia."
Let's look at the most extreme example first.
Presume that the "ultimate ugly" happens, and we find ourselves going toe to toe with the Minions of Evil. Picture yourself as a commander in the M of E, reviewing your intelligence reports. On the left flank you're facing the "Super Death-and-Destruction Annihilator Attack Machines", while on the right you have the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Which of those two would you select to receive the attentions of your heavy artillery and crew-served weapons?
Less extreme example: Hurricane Melvin levels a good part of our lovely town here. Some of you might think that the words "Fuzzy Bunny" are not going to deter looting and pillaging, but L&P types aren't going to be looking at a name, they're just going to see organized and disciplined -- what, that's right, self organized and self disciplined -- members of the community working to keep it safe.
Finally, one of the most common dangers today for militia members is that some police agency, looking for a spectacular arrest, will infiltrate the group and manufacture a bunch of charges against them. Isn't that right, Joe? Now, now, Joe, it's nothing to be too ashamed of. We understand that those mortgage payments are getting harder to make. It would be nice if you'd believe me that we're not going to be robbing banks, building machine guns, or blowing things up, but I suppose your bosses need to justify their snitch budget somehow.
Where was I?
That's right, whenever Joe back there fills out his report, he's going to have to write "Fuzzy Bunny Militia" again and again. Imagine trying to get a judge to issue a warrant against the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Or better still, picture it in court: some prosecutor trying to convince a jury (and the public) about the sociopathic "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Not, of course, that we would do anything to end up in court.
This brings us to our final informational point, that being, "What are we going to do?" Sadly for the First and Second Amendments, we live in a state that prohibits so-called "paramilitary activity." This means we're not supposed to go out and train in military skills to be used in times of civil disorder. Fortunately we're not going to do anything of that nature. What we are going to do is aid and assist our sister organization, the "Fuzzy Bunny Wargame Society", in recreating its gaming events. In other words, much as the Civil War or World War II recreators play on weekends, so shall we. The difference, though, is that our gaming society will work out various scenarios on one day and we'll see how they work out in real life on the next.
Now, this is no guarantee that we'll avoid official notice, but again, it sure seems to be better to latch onto a time-honored format than to try to come up with something out of thin air.
I'd like to thank you all again for coming this evening. Head on home, think about our fine little group here, and we'll see all you interested people back here tomorrow. And remember: all of this information was presented for entertainment purposes only. Don't try this at home, kids, the Fuzzy Bunny Militia are highly trained amateurs.
Which, of course, is the only kind of military unit to be.
The Libertarian Enterprise
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THE LIBERTARIAN ENTERPRISE
Number 43, December 25, 1998
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The Fuzzy Bunny Militia
By Tom Creasing
[email protected]
Exclusive to The Libertarian Enterprise
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the informational meeting of the Fuzzy Bunny Militia. I'd like to thank all of you for taking the time to be here tonight and for the interest that shows in the cause of liberty.
Libertarians that we are, there will be a minimum of rules. Besides the all-important "No Initiation of Force" rule, for reasons that I will make clear in a moment, there is only one other rule members will be expected to adhere to. That rule is simply that members are expected, at all times, to refer to this group as the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." "The Fuzzy Bunnies," while a bit casual, is acceptable, but under no circumstances will any other appellation, such as "F.B. Militia" be used.
That's all right folks, I understand. Yes, the "Death-Dealing Muy Macho Assault Squad" is meeting just down the hall. Please give them my regards.
For those of you who remained, tonight's meeting will be brief and to the point. I would like to present to you the rationale for our group, the reasoning behind the name, and a quick overview of what our activities will consist of. I fully expect to lose some of you at each stage, but am convinced that most of you will be back for the actual organizational meeting tomorrow.
First the rationale for forming a militia. Federal law aside ... what's that ... oh, yes, "We don't need no Title 10, Section 311 USC." Thank you ma'am ... militias can be a good idea for several reasons. One reason is that they promote a sense of unity among the members. Being with other people with similar views on a regular basis builds a sense of community. You come to recognize that these are friends you can depend on.
Another benefit harks back to the old adage about "hanging together or hanging separately." There may come a time, and we all pray it won't, that being in a small cohesive group can be a major benefit. Look at the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew, for instance, where valuable time was lost organizing ad hoc groups to replace those fragile government services.
I guess the question that's really weighing on your minds, though, is "why the 'Fuzzy Bunny Militia'?" Again, there are at least a couple of good reasons for selecting that particular name, although the members of the organizing committee did make a strong case for "Cuddly Puppy Militia."
Let's look at the most extreme example first.
Presume that the "ultimate ugly" happens, and we find ourselves going toe to toe with the Minions of Evil. Picture yourself as a commander in the M of E, reviewing your intelligence reports. On the left flank you're facing the "Super Death-and-Destruction Annihilator Attack Machines", while on the right you have the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Which of those two would you select to receive the attentions of your heavy artillery and crew-served weapons?
Less extreme example: Hurricane Melvin levels a good part of our lovely town here. Some of you might think that the words "Fuzzy Bunny" are not going to deter looting and pillaging, but L&P types aren't going to be looking at a name, they're just going to see organized and disciplined -- what, that's right, self organized and self disciplined -- members of the community working to keep it safe.
Finally, one of the most common dangers today for militia members is that some police agency, looking for a spectacular arrest, will infiltrate the group and manufacture a bunch of charges against them. Isn't that right, Joe? Now, now, Joe, it's nothing to be too ashamed of. We understand that those mortgage payments are getting harder to make. It would be nice if you'd believe me that we're not going to be robbing banks, building machine guns, or blowing things up, but I suppose your bosses need to justify their snitch budget somehow.
Where was I?
That's right, whenever Joe back there fills out his report, he's going to have to write "Fuzzy Bunny Militia" again and again. Imagine trying to get a judge to issue a warrant against the "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Or better still, picture it in court: some prosecutor trying to convince a jury (and the public) about the sociopathic "Fuzzy Bunny Militia." Not, of course, that we would do anything to end up in court.
This brings us to our final informational point, that being, "What are we going to do?" Sadly for the First and Second Amendments, we live in a state that prohibits so-called "paramilitary activity." This means we're not supposed to go out and train in military skills to be used in times of civil disorder. Fortunately we're not going to do anything of that nature. What we are going to do is aid and assist our sister organization, the "Fuzzy Bunny Wargame Society", in recreating its gaming events. In other words, much as the Civil War or World War II recreators play on weekends, so shall we. The difference, though, is that our gaming society will work out various scenarios on one day and we'll see how they work out in real life on the next.
Now, this is no guarantee that we'll avoid official notice, but again, it sure seems to be better to latch onto a time-honored format than to try to come up with something out of thin air.
I'd like to thank you all again for coming this evening. Head on home, think about our fine little group here, and we'll see all you interested people back here tomorrow. And remember: all of this information was presented for entertainment purposes only. Don't try this at home, kids, the Fuzzy Bunny Militia are highly trained amateurs.
Which, of course, is the only kind of military unit to be.
The Libertarian Enterprise
caz223
Member
Winchester cotton tips.
I want to reload some bullets like this, what do I use in my tumbler?
Snuggle fabric softener?
I want to reload some bullets like this, what do I use in my tumbler?
Snuggle fabric softener?
mephisto
Member
I like the 10 mm Barbie Bopper.
JackM
Member
9mm-357 Multi-cultural.
Bye
Jack
Bye
Jack
Plastic Cowboy
Member
Ever notice that Hornady now places a soft red rubber balistic tip on their hollow point bullets so that they won't cause injury if one should accidentally hit someone??
GunnySkox
Member
Plastic Cowboy:
LOL. Well done.
~GnSx
LOL. Well done.
~GnSx
motorheadjohn
Member
That's Soft and Wimpy.
tomhorn
Member
the 44 DRT
DEAD RIGHT THERE
DEAD RIGHT THERE
Diesel man
member
.17 quick tap
.22 warm touch
.25 soft bite
.30 light sting
.32 pincher
.380 fresh breeze
.9mm Makorov interracial bond
.9mm huggies
.38 specially made with love
.357 criminal life saver
.40 soft warning
.41 white widow
.44 gentle woman
.45 gentle dicipline
.50 fast spank
12 gauge gentle bark
16 gauge balanced mind
20 guage obediant follower
28 guage soft whisper
.410 guage love breezer
.223 loyal subject
7.62x39 interracial soft killer
7.62x51 UN firm bite
7.62x54R rusty killer
AR15=American Automatic rifle 15
M16=soldiers gentle cane
Remington 870 express=Remington love expression
Mosin Nagant=Grease ball Rust killer bolt rifle
Ak47=Automatic killer
SKS=Slime killing shame
HA
.22 warm touch
.25 soft bite
.30 light sting
.32 pincher
.380 fresh breeze
.9mm Makorov interracial bond
.9mm huggies
.38 specially made with love
.357 criminal life saver
.40 soft warning
.41 white widow
.44 gentle woman
.45 gentle dicipline
.50 fast spank
12 gauge gentle bark
16 gauge balanced mind
20 guage obediant follower
28 guage soft whisper
.410 guage love breezer
.223 loyal subject
7.62x39 interracial soft killer
7.62x51 UN firm bite
7.62x54R rusty killer
AR15=American Automatic rifle 15
M16=soldiers gentle cane
Remington 870 express=Remington love expression
Mosin Nagant=Grease ball Rust killer bolt rifle
Ak47=Automatic killer
SKS=Slime killing shame
HA
Hardtarget
Member
I dunno...you guys are kinda beginin' ta WIERD ME OUT...a little.
I'n goin' down stairs and shoot for a minutes.
Mark.
I'n goin' down stairs and shoot for a minutes.
Mark.
brentwal
Member
How about the sporty 40
Mortech
Member
50 Ma Duece gentle persuasion
I SWEAR some of you guys must have been trap up in the Bavarian Alps the last time during Reforger ...... sounds like the processed MRE fumes are getting to you all
I SWEAR some of you guys must have been trap up in the Bavarian Alps the last time during Reforger ...... sounds like the processed MRE fumes are getting to you all
Prince Yamato
Member
no need to dump it:
9mm short
.38 fitted
.357 magnum
.45 Long
5.7x28 her pleasure
HPs are now referred to as "resevoir tipped".
9mm short
.38 fitted
.357 magnum
.45 Long
5.7x28 her pleasure
HPs are now referred to as "resevoir tipped".
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LaP
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9mm Can't We All Just Get Along +p
.357 This May Hurt For a Moment
.38 Do The Right Thing spl
.45 Restful Sleep Aid
.357 This May Hurt For a Moment
.38 Do The Right Thing spl
.45 Restful Sleep Aid
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