Ryder
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Don't see why not. They use chickens to bait sharks, cats and dogs aren't much bigger.
My Brittany got a fish hook caught in between her toes once. She didn't seem to mind too much but the vet bill sure bothered me.
Maybe we can get fishermen on our side now. PETA going after fishermen.
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Don't see why not. They use chickens to bait sharks, cats and dogs aren't much bigger.
My Brittany got a fish hook caught in between her toes once. She didn't seem to mind too much but the vet bill sure bothered me.
Flyboy
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Carrot Juice is Murder!
Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)
I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower"
Chorus
How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir-fry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade
(is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade......)
--The Arrogant Worms, "Carrot Juice is Murder," Live Bait, 1997
Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream
Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)
I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower"
Chorus
How low as people do we dare to stoop,
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup?
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir-fry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob)
How do you think that feels? (leave them out in the field)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes, your composts are graves)
It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade
(is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade......)
--The Arrogant Worms, "Carrot Juice is Murder," Live Bait, 1997
Libertyteeth
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Rat fishing in Noo Yawk
I remember reading several years ago of some gents in Noo Yawk City who were engaged in fly fishing for rats. They made sure to bring along ladders so they could retreat if a big male rat took offense to being hooked.
As one who regularly impales helpless fishies on a sharp hook by way of deception and subterfuge as a form of heartless sport, I am just embarassed to no end that the higher beings inhabiting the urban blue areas have figured out that this is going on and have shaken their finger at us.
And as a heartless carnivore, I regret to say that I have yet to eat a dog. Or a house cat, though I have eaten mountain lion (excellent!), as well as racoon, porcupine, muskrat, several kinds of rabbit, squirrels, bear, beaver, etc., etc.
I remember reading several years ago of some gents in Noo Yawk City who were engaged in fly fishing for rats. They made sure to bring along ladders so they could retreat if a big male rat took offense to being hooked.
As one who regularly impales helpless fishies on a sharp hook by way of deception and subterfuge as a form of heartless sport, I am just embarassed to no end that the higher beings inhabiting the urban blue areas have figured out that this is going on and have shaken their finger at us.
And as a heartless carnivore, I regret to say that I have yet to eat a dog. Or a house cat, though I have eaten mountain lion (excellent!), as well as racoon, porcupine, muskrat, several kinds of rabbit, squirrels, bear, beaver, etc., etc.
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