Stock out of the box springfield .45....check...
Dylan progressive reloader...check....
Comedy at the range....you bet.
So I'm doing some controlled paired grouping with my stock .45 somewhere around the 5,000 round mark of its life, and I've been going at it for a bit and am "in the zone".
BAM-BAM...
BAM-BAM...
BAM.....
??!!???
For some reason, I lost my focus on the front sight post. I squint, wipe my eyes, and try to reaquire my sight picture...to no avail. I STILL can't see the front sight post.
"Odd", thought I.
I REWIPE my eyes, and concentrate intently on the front sight post...and that's when I noticed....there WAS no front sight post. That baby had come right off!
"BAH!!!", thought I. I showed my buddy, who promptly laughed at me. The guys that ran the range laughed too. They were ex-AMU pistol dudes and IPSC shooters who had fired a gazillion rounds and informed me that they had broken just about every piece there was on a .45 at one point or another.
This was tragic in my noob eyes, but it lead to transforming the .45 from the stock weapon it was, into the piece of art it became after some cash and some good gunsmithing. Live and learn.
Which leads me to...
A "thug" looking dude comes into the range one day with his bag o' guns. He's got the gold jewelry, the pants around the ankles, the crooked hat, and an attitude. He saddles up to the firing line and proceeds to unload a 9mm, a .50 desert eagle, and a .357. My buddy and I kind of chuckle, but ignore him and continue our training. All of a sudden my buddy taps me on the shoulder...
"Check THIS out!!!"
I look in the direction he was staring at, and see our man from the ghetto bearing down on his target with his .50 desert eagle...with his non-firing hand grasped around his firing hand....directly behind the slide. I start to move toward him to square him away, but my buddy grabs my shoulder...
BAM!!!!
It was too late.
The dude fired, and the slide promptly came back and took a nice bite out of his non-firing hand. I guess they don't warn you about that in "gangsta" school.