most evil gun description:)

[kirklandkie]

a black .50 caliber AK style machine gun capable of select fire that's so easy to operate even a child can use it.

-kirk

 

[Carl]

From another thread that I posted.

.50 CAL 12 GAUGE SEMIAUTO DOUBLE BARREL REVOLVER MACHINE GUN!

 

[Claude Clay]

Dark Skies--

when they shot robbie-the-robot [in Forbidden Planet] with that he said 'it tickled'
when Mr. Smith tried it again on Lost in Space he ate it.
and Mr. Smith

 

[230RN]

He'd better not bring that "Bowel Disruptor set to Explosive Intestinal Maelstrom" to within 1000 feet of a school. Even without the compressor.

Or even a picture of it.

 

[cauberallies]

"You asked for it, you got it:

The Concealable WMD*, high capacity, barrel shrouded, bayonet mounting, double pistol gripped hip spraying, laser beam infrared scoped, "hitman-grade" silenced, anti-jumbo 747, fully automatic, premeditated assault machine rifle(that no honest citizen has any business owning) ... chambered in .905 SSSM(School Shooting Special Magnum) with armor piercing, cop killing, deer roasting tracer bullets.

*Available in color black through your local gun show "loophole" from an "unlicensed" dealer."

Blakenzy, this made me laugh loud enough to wake people up sleeping two floors above me. You win.

 

[rojocorsa]

The-ultra-evil-fascist-assault-weapon-of-war-only-designed-to-kill-created-by-Satan-and-forged-in-black-cauldron-in-hell-that-specifically-kills-kids-cops-and-airliners-with-heat-seeking-bullets-the-size-of-small-ketchup-bottles*

*According to Tom Diaz of the VPC

 

[Pack]

A high-capactity, military-style, "automatic", concealable, untracable, unregistered, unregulated, popular-with-gangs, cop-killing, armor-piercing, sawed-off .50-cal "sniper rifle" that is being used by the Neo Nazi arm of MS13 to fire at the humble, selfless, and gifted sergeant of a three man rapid tactical force in the parking lot of the nation's premiere massive indoor retail space.

WORST of all - how could I forget to mention this - it has a bayonet lug. The carnage! The horror...

 

[War Squirrel]

...from over a mile away. Bayonet mount shoulder thing that goes up.

I laughed my butt off.
For those who do not get it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

 

[Isher]

Hey, people -In this thread you are, albeit inadvertently, buying into the whole "scary gun trip" of the naysayers with your descriptions. For example, the Brady bunch can easily make political hay with any of your posts. Just making an observation. A gun is a tool, like a shovel. No more, no less.

isher

 

[rojocorsa]

I think the spirit of the thread was more in mocking the antis more than anything else.

 

[Calibre44]

BFG!

 

[ClayInTX]

Actually it would probably be good if the Brady Bunch did find this thread and publish one of the posts as typical “gun nut” thinking. The wilder the description, the better.

The ridiculousness of it should be apparent and make them look like what they are.

I truly believe that most Americans are in favor of 2A rights, but that some are reluctant to speak up because it isn’t PC--yet.

I’m sensing that we’re having a turn-about from what has been going on in our laws over the last many years. The NRA is to be thanked for almost all of this.

 

[Guy de Loimbard]

This thread is back

How about a 100 caliber lever action sub-atomic weasel launcher?

 

[svaz]

A fully-automatic, double-action, plastic, metal-detector-evading, revolver with AK-47-style, armor piercing, full metal jacket, hollow point, cop-killing, dum-dum bullets commonly used by military special forces.

 

[chibiker]

Oh why not....Take down shoulder mounted auto-detonating long range projectile launcher with intregal blast radius intensifier. Can somebody recommend a good quality sling for me?

 

[Nate1778]

Fully automated, composite metal gas propelled, distribution machine with external ejection and a concentrated light beam location device. This particular machine is manually operated and compensated with a gas distribution deflector at its projectile ejection port for greater distribution.

 

[Demitrios]

OK, here goes. . . Fully semi-automatic selectable, battery fuse operated, gas propelled, ceramic coated, long rifle, capable of firing military issued depleted uranium heat seeking incendiary fragmentation rounds reaching over 3.2 kilometers (there's just something about the metric system that sounds evil) at 882 meters per second through Boeing airplanes flying blind third world school children who lost their sight due to exploding IED bunny rabbits with cancer to orphanages run by Nuns who heal sick and endangered wildlife in their spare time.

If you REALLY want to make it sound evil, just tell someone from New Jersey you have a gun.

 

[Erik M]

Bowel Disruptor set to Explosive Intestinal Maelstrom.

do you have a permit for that?

 

[Fred Fuller]

I think Hemingway had it pretty well covered, in "The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber."

lpl
===

Just then the lion roared in a deep-chested moaning, suddenly guttural, ascending the vibration that seemed to shake the air and ended in a sigh and a heavy, deep-chested grunt.

"He sounds almost here," Macomber's wife said.

"My God," said Macomber. "I hate that damned noise."

"It’s very impressive."

"Impressive. It's frightful."

Robert Wilson came up then carrying his short, ugly, shockingly big-bored .505 Gibbs and grinning.

"Come on," he said. "Your gun-bearer has your Springfield and the big gun. Everything’s in the car. Have you solids?"

"Yes."

"I’m ready," Mrs. Macomber said.

--- http://www.unc.edu/~bmize/macomber.htm if you've never read the story.

 

[Shadow Man]

The news does it already, inadvertantly: "The criminal was caught while in posession of a 45mm handgun he had reportedly fired at cops one-handed."

Now how in the blazes...a 45mm handgun!? That scares even me!

 

[NMGonzo]

Selecta-Fire Urethane Nylon X Ray Defeating Anti Tank Commander Night Scoped Tactical Ambushing 170 caliber HMR Sniper Machine Gun Of Mass Destruction

 

[DoubleTapDrew]

Automatic repeating self loading "Teh Children!!!" seeking .177 assault magnum with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

Putting eyes out since 1939

 

[cauberallies]

In the pimp my gun thread from the other day, I posted several of my creations. This was one of them-



"The all-new M249A1 MKIV XLT bravo delta strike team spec ops tactical milspec precision heavy light all-purpose sniper assault machine gun rifle, custom built for only the most experienced mall security operators. Custom options include: shoulder thing that goes up, tactical ballistic nylon polymer 6-point combination rifle sling/self storage unit/karaoke machine, Tactical fluid containment unit(drink holder), underbarrel 40mm high explosive high heat fragmentation armor piercing tracer anti-personnel heat seeking rocket propelled shotgun grenade launcher, tactical polymer frame red dot night vision thermal imaging optic with free dinette set and easy chair while supplies last. Some restrictions apply, see store for details."

 

[FROGO207]

Any item with the word *assault* hyphenated to it such as " dull assault-pencil"

 

[rojocorsa]

Any item with the word *assault* hyphenated to it such as " dull assault-pencil"

That...and don't forget to call it "the weapon of choice" as well.

This long distance, high velocity, high capacity assault-magnum is "the weapon of choice" for __________; This weapon, also used by the hyper-secret, ultra elite mall security coordinators that guard the white house and ft. Knox.