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1. Having a person give your dog contrary commands when he's doing what he's supposed to be doing. Heck you should NEVER give another hunters dog a command in any case unless it's an immediate safety issue for the dog.
I can't count the number of times my dogs have either been bayed up or latched on and had a hunter get there before me and start yelling at my dog to "LEAVE IT" or "COME HERE" the dog is doing his job let him be you'll get your shot as soon as I tell the dog what to do or guide you in for the stab or the shot.
2. The hunting partner who is with you but not hunting and starts yelling SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! when you are aiming at a critter. I'll SHOOT when I am good and ready to SHOOT and not one second before that moment so sit on your hands, button your lip and SHUT THE FUDGE UP!
Hey I used to do it too, get over it. That is one of the worst vices in the hunting world. ESPECIALLY when dealing with a new hunter or a kid you can ruin them for life by doing that. Not to mention it causes the hunter to get stressed and will more often than not cause them to rush the shot and wound or miss.
3. My absolute most hated behavior is the instant scorer. DO NOT walk over to the critter I just killed with a GD measuring tape and start scoring it. There is no greater buzz kill than somebody scoring your critter and informing you of where it's lacking or that it's bigger than so and so's critter killing his high. That is just plain bad manners don't do it unless the hunter requests it.
4. There have been few times in my life that I wanted to kill another person with my bare hands but this will do it to me every time. DO NOT in any way disparage the quality of the critter that a woman a child or a beginning hunter brings into camp. The one and ONLY comment that is appropriate in that situation is good JOB you're awesome what a GREAT critter NICE shot!
Now if you are with your old time buddies who've done a ton of hunting and know better the only appropriate remark to any critter up to and including the new pending world record is "Nice but kind of pencil horned did you gut shoot him?" (Just kidding you know who your buddies are!)
5. If you are ridding in the other guys truck at least offer to pay for the gas. If you are in somebody's camp other than your own chip in for the food. These things should go without saying but you'd be shocked how many times I've been stiffed on expenses. I have had over the years various leases in places from between 4 and 10 hours drive form my house. I have buddies come down to hunt and the deal is always I pay for the lease you pay for the gas we split the food. I stop at a gas station and magically the buddies disappear into the restroom for the required period it takes to pump and pay. FINE but can you guess why you never got invited back? Or the other I'll pay you when we get home then you get a crumpled twenty for your trouble. Never again I make guys that aren't a trusted friend pay in advance now days I'm sick and tired of being the gracious host and the bank.
6. If a guys misses just shut up, he knows he screwed up don't rub it in.
7. I am only going to politely ask you ONE time not to point your loaded weapon at me. I've seen way to many barrels from the wrong end in my day. If you don't know how to safely handle a gun stay home and watch soap operas because you're not welcome to share my world.
8. If you really screw up and cost your host some big bucks don't make him ask, just pony up or arrange to make it good some how. I'll give you three examples that have happened to me.
First I had a guy a flat lander Texan ( I like Texans this guy was loser) who had no business driving in icy conditions on the steep mountain roads "borrow" my truck and wrap it around a tree. That was AFTER I told him not to drive it unless it was an emergency and then only if he put chains on it. he got bored in camp (because he didn't want to get up early to hunt with us) and went for a drive slid off a switch back and wrecked my truck I still haven't seen a dime from that worthless POS!
Second I had a guy shoot and wound my dog AFTER of course, I'd had a nice long talk to him about NEVER shooting a hog when the dog is on it or baying it. He did anyway and stuck me with over $1,000 in vet bills just to get him home where I could have my wife who's a vet get him up to speed which would have cost me several more thousand bucks if she hadn't done the work.
If you burn one of my tents to the ground don't sheepishly say oh dude that sucks and not offer to buy a new one. Especially if you did it because you're stupid. Hint kerosene and cigarettes don't mix, just for future reference.
A little common sense goes a long way. I have got to the point where there are very few people I will hunt with anymore. I used to be the Santa Clause of hunting but I've had it knocked out of me.
Oh yeah and don't tell me about WDM Bell I know you know the whole friggin world knows that Bell was killed by 1100 elephants all using small caliber rifles!!
I can't count the number of times my dogs have either been bayed up or latched on and had a hunter get there before me and start yelling at my dog to "LEAVE IT" or "COME HERE" the dog is doing his job let him be you'll get your shot as soon as I tell the dog what to do or guide you in for the stab or the shot.
2. The hunting partner who is with you but not hunting and starts yelling SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! when you are aiming at a critter. I'll SHOOT when I am good and ready to SHOOT and not one second before that moment so sit on your hands, button your lip and SHUT THE FUDGE UP!
Hey I used to do it too, get over it. That is one of the worst vices in the hunting world. ESPECIALLY when dealing with a new hunter or a kid you can ruin them for life by doing that. Not to mention it causes the hunter to get stressed and will more often than not cause them to rush the shot and wound or miss.
3. My absolute most hated behavior is the instant scorer. DO NOT walk over to the critter I just killed with a GD measuring tape and start scoring it. There is no greater buzz kill than somebody scoring your critter and informing you of where it's lacking or that it's bigger than so and so's critter killing his high. That is just plain bad manners don't do it unless the hunter requests it.
4. There have been few times in my life that I wanted to kill another person with my bare hands but this will do it to me every time. DO NOT in any way disparage the quality of the critter that a woman a child or a beginning hunter brings into camp. The one and ONLY comment that is appropriate in that situation is good JOB you're awesome what a GREAT critter NICE shot!
Now if you are with your old time buddies who've done a ton of hunting and know better the only appropriate remark to any critter up to and including the new pending world record is "Nice but kind of pencil horned did you gut shoot him?" (Just kidding you know who your buddies are!)
5. If you are ridding in the other guys truck at least offer to pay for the gas. If you are in somebody's camp other than your own chip in for the food. These things should go without saying but you'd be shocked how many times I've been stiffed on expenses. I have had over the years various leases in places from between 4 and 10 hours drive form my house. I have buddies come down to hunt and the deal is always I pay for the lease you pay for the gas we split the food. I stop at a gas station and magically the buddies disappear into the restroom for the required period it takes to pump and pay. FINE but can you guess why you never got invited back? Or the other I'll pay you when we get home then you get a crumpled twenty for your trouble. Never again I make guys that aren't a trusted friend pay in advance now days I'm sick and tired of being the gracious host and the bank.
6. If a guys misses just shut up, he knows he screwed up don't rub it in.
7. I am only going to politely ask you ONE time not to point your loaded weapon at me. I've seen way to many barrels from the wrong end in my day. If you don't know how to safely handle a gun stay home and watch soap operas because you're not welcome to share my world.
8. If you really screw up and cost your host some big bucks don't make him ask, just pony up or arrange to make it good some how. I'll give you three examples that have happened to me.
First I had a guy a flat lander Texan ( I like Texans this guy was loser) who had no business driving in icy conditions on the steep mountain roads "borrow" my truck and wrap it around a tree. That was AFTER I told him not to drive it unless it was an emergency and then only if he put chains on it. he got bored in camp (because he didn't want to get up early to hunt with us) and went for a drive slid off a switch back and wrecked my truck I still haven't seen a dime from that worthless POS!
Second I had a guy shoot and wound my dog AFTER of course, I'd had a nice long talk to him about NEVER shooting a hog when the dog is on it or baying it. He did anyway and stuck me with over $1,000 in vet bills just to get him home where I could have my wife who's a vet get him up to speed which would have cost me several more thousand bucks if she hadn't done the work.
If you burn one of my tents to the ground don't sheepishly say oh dude that sucks and not offer to buy a new one. Especially if you did it because you're stupid. Hint kerosene and cigarettes don't mix, just for future reference.
A little common sense goes a long way. I have got to the point where there are very few people I will hunt with anymore. I used to be the Santa Clause of hunting but I've had it knocked out of me.
Oh yeah and don't tell me about WDM Bell I know you know the whole friggin world knows that Bell was killed by 1100 elephants all using small caliber rifles!!