Movie Quotes

[MattC]

"If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next."

Mr. White again, in Reservoir Dogs

A bunch of Tarantino fans around here, it seems.

 

[gdvan01]

"The Ranger's taking a piss. Why don't I just go there, blow his head off and get outta here. "

 

[phylament]

"You may not know this, but there are things that gnaw on a man worse than dyin'."

Open Range - just finished watching it. I love that movie.

Here's an easy one -

"I don't wanna shoot you and you don't wanna die"

 

[Sage of Seattle]

"The Ranger's taking a piss. Why don't I just go there, blow his head off and get outta here. "

From Dusk Till Dawn.


Here's another:

"I'd like those reports and I'd like them soon, otherwise I'll kick your nasty a** all over this room. That's a marshall joke."

 

[Cybrludite]

"I don't wanna shoot you and you don't wanna die"

Silverado.

"Just remember, this pistol is pointed at your heart."
"That is my least vulnerable spot."

 

[gabeusmc]

Heres a good one

Sorry Cybr dont know that one, but I havent seen any from this movie.

I'm your Huckleberry

 

[Socrates]

Nicholas Cage:

I'm your Huckleberry

CONAIR.

"On any other day, that might seem strange..."



One of Jerry's boys masterpieces...

S

 

[Dionysusigma]

Con Air...

"Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you."

(counted as a movie because it's only available in DVD form... )

 

[Diamondback6]

"dum-dums..." *shakes head*

-edit-

In retrospect, way too short...for fear of killing the thread and ruining the last of my Friday night entertainment Ill add another from the same movie:

"You keep laughing like that and you're gonna DIE laughing."

That, sir, sounds a suspicious lot like what I remember of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

My line:
"It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at a hundred yards. And it's aimed at your head." (Second sentence is an IIRC, but I'll tell you the actor was Christopher Lloyd and it's from over ten years ago.)

 

[gabeusmc]

I'm your huckleberry

I guess my quote came from two movies. The movie I was looking for was Tombstone.

 

[gabeusmc]

hahaha

Back to the future

Think Natalie Portman

No women, no kids rite?

 

[Diamondback6]

Not good enough, Gabe. Which one? There were three...

 

[talleymonster]

Movie Quote: "Right, you little bastards! You will stand up straight or I will personally **** kick every far eastern buttock that appear before me eyes! "

What movie is that from?

 

[gabeusmc]

Not good enough?

It was the third one I believe. In the old west, he tells that to Biff, I believe his name is.

 

[Diamondback6]

Target was actually Biff's great-granddaddy or somesuch Buford, but other than that we'll call it a "SHACK", sir.

Good shooting, Marine!

 

[jfernett119]

Quote:
Think Natalie Portman

Quote:
No women, no kids rite?


The Professional

"Somtimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing"

 

[Cybrludite]

Sorry Cybr dont know that one, but I havent seen any from this movie.

Casablanca. Rick to Louis as he was making the call to the airport. I am apperently surrounded by heathens here...

Here's another try: "Wilmer, I could not be more fond of you if you were my own son. However, a man can always have another son..."

Or from another classic: "So. We have been defeated again. The farmers have won. Not us."

 

[Bruce333]

"I'd like those reports and I'd like them soon, otherwise I'll kick your nasty a** all over this room. That's a marshall joke."

Outland



"What kind of fuse is that?"

"Cannon fuse"

"What the hell do you use it for?"

"My cannon! "

 

[Zach S]

Tremors.

Continue. I'm having fun reading this thread.

 

[skinnyguy]

couldn't get the answer to the tremors quote... but here's one i get a kick out of;

I don't need a gun, I've got a donk

 

[John-Melb]

Quote
"Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?"

True Grit.

Quote
" I don't need a gun, I've got a donk"

Crocodile Dundee 2

 

[bdutton]

Not a movie but a great scifi series:

"Don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! "

Malcom Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, Firefly Series.

 

[Thain]

Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.

Joss Whedon's Firefly, episode 12 "The Message"

Okay, I'm going to toss out a couple... which is against the rules, I guess, but they have a theme:

1) "This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

2) "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every [mother-lover] in the room, accept no substitutes."

3) "Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."

 

[Dorryn]

Ugh, Tarantino... NOT a fan. Pulp Fiction is one of the worst and most overquoted movies.

#1 Heartbreak Ridge
#3 is Lord of War

Heres one for you:

Man #1: They're armed.
man #2: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Man #1: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

 

[Thain]

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels! Great movie!

FYI, #2 is a Tarintino film, but it is not Pulp Fiction.

4) "Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them."