My wife commandeers my new gun

[Kentucky Rifle]

Jsalcedo~~You aren't alone...

The same thing has happened to me six or seven times. Plus, it doesn't *only apply to firearms. My wife has "suddenly developed" an interest in fine cutlery.
I guess, as with the firearms, it's mostly my fault. I purchased a great Benchmade folder for her and it ignited an interest in knives that borders on....well, I don't KNOW if it has any borders! Five minutes ago, I was looking for "dental floss". A small white box was beside my wife's chair. I figured~ah HA, that must be where her floss is located. When I opened the box, I was shocked to see six of my nice folders that usually are in my "EDC rotation".<sneaky woman!> Yesterday, I noticed an "A.G. Russell box on our kitchen table. It held a nice little titanium knife~~AND I don't THINK IT'S for ME!!! She's got some "favorite firearms" that she keeps in different places, but she pretty much goes to the safe and picks whatever firearm she feels like shooting.
Ah well, it's difficult to be angry with a woman who just brings me home a new Marlin 1894C. 25 years of marriage. What are you gonna do?

KR

 

[AZLibertarian]

What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers.

Does your wife know my wife?

As a sideline, I recently introduced my very feminine daughter to the joys of my Browning Hi-Power. She'd never wanted to go to the range before, but now I have another request for a trip to the range, and I think she's eyeing that Hi-Power as "hers".

I think it has something to do with the absence of a "Y" chromosome.