alucard0822
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Set phazers to popcorn
Navy Researching Vomit Beam
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Nice to see the Navy catching up. If I remember correctly, the Army already had a system like this in place back in the mid-80's. The MRE-delivered M9223 Dehydrated Pork Patty could initiate immediate, uncontrollable, and prolonged projectile vomitting among all exposed personnel within 20 meters of the release site.
Eleven Mike
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The Arabs invented this in the mid-fifteenth century, while Europeans were backward barbarians.
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Clearly it works, as evidenced by the extensive testing done on Calista Flokhart, Nicole Ritchie and whatever other vacuous wastes of estrogen are emaciating themselves for pop t.v.!
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Better defense
A reflective sheet (tinfoil) will tend to protect the wearer from RF beam weapons, but we can do better!
A corner reflector is 3 flat plates that form the corner of a cube (like 2 walls and floor of a room). Any beam that enters a corner reflector is reflected straight back at the source. This is the basis for typical bicycle reflectors. Somebody needs to come up with a process to form zillions of little corner reflectors in a flexible sheet that we can make protective gear from. Then you can make the operator of the active denial system writhe in pain, or the vomit-ray operator can lose his lunch.
I think bicycle reflectors are made from aluminized mylar, and may do the trick. Anyone up for a test?
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A reflective sheet (tinfoil) will tend to protect the wearer from RF beam weapons, but we can do better!
A corner reflector is 3 flat plates that form the corner of a cube (like 2 walls and floor of a room). Any beam that enters a corner reflector is reflected straight back at the source. This is the basis for typical bicycle reflectors. Somebody needs to come up with a process to form zillions of little corner reflectors in a flexible sheet that we can make protective gear from. Then you can make the operator of the active denial system writhe in pain, or the vomit-ray operator can lose his lunch.
I think bicycle reflectors are made from aluminized mylar, and may do the trick. Anyone up for a test?
Sam
gbran
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I'm hoping for a gun that I can direct at politicians making speeches that will make them dump themselves in their pants/skirts. Can you imagine the look on their faces when their opponent asks them a tough question and I hit them with the dumping syndrome raygun?
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alucard0822
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The infamous "Brown Note"
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Now that was freakin' funny! I'm laughing my ass off.
Now that was freakin' funny! I'm laughing my ass off.
Flyboy
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Did anybody else first read that as "Navy Researching Vomit Bean," and get an image of a frigate pulling through the drive-through at Taco Bell?
Don't know the wavelenths exactly, but microwaves are generally considered seperate, or at the very least on an extreme end of the radio frequencies. We'd have to know the approximate wavelenths of the rays they're using to tell. This would also tell you how to foil it. If the wavelenth of a radio wave is small enough, it'll go through a faraday cage.
As I understand it, the puking would come from the nasea induced by the vertigo the beam creates. If you've trained to handle vertigo, or take drugs to counter it, the beam wouldn't cause you too much trouble. Pick your poison.
mustanger98
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Dishing out some cruel and unusual punishment on those commie pukes?
The_Antibubba
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I've already been exposed to it, as a teenager. The label said "Jim Beam" but the resulting vertigo and tossing were exactly the same.
Geronimo45
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Converting Taco Bell into an aerosol spray? No wonder Bush is letting all the illegals in.
I read a Sci Fi story once where the benevolent aliens used an "Orgasm Ray" as a non-lethal control device. The idea was that once someone was in the ray, they'd be have "continuous loop" orgasms and would be incapable of any other action until the power was cut. The aliens would capture them during that time, clean them up, erase their memory, and release them away from the artifact the aliens were guarding. For the people who were aware of this, a clue that they'd encountered the aliens was when they realized that somewhere during the day, they'd lost their underwear...
Various arms of the Ministry of Love have been working on these and similar "tools" for a couple of decades. During the last "republican" national campaign NYPD fielded some vehicle mounted sound cannons on the streets of NYC.
Noteworthy is that the "we-hate-bush-oppose-the-war-liberal-media" like CNN very co-operatively did not highlight nor do any investigative journalism on these items and the related subject matter.
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Noteworthy is that the "we-hate-bush-oppose-the-war-liberal-media" like CNN very co-operatively did not highlight nor do any investigative journalism on these items and the related subject matter.
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Sounds good to me.
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I was just wondering if you had to pay extra for that.
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