Documented threats by zombies
Here in Maryland, one needs more than fear zombies to be approved for concealed carrying. One must have received documented threats by zombies.
I quote the Maryland Application:
NOTICE TO ALL HANDGUN PERMIT APPLICANTS: (Additional requirements for type of permit):
1) Owner or Employee of a Business: Submit photocopies of the Traders License or Business License, and if the purpose of the permit is for:
(a) Making deposits: Photocopies of six (6) random deposit slips for the business showing the cash deposits within a year of the application submission date or a letter from the bank attesting that your business has a cash flow.
(b) Cash Flow: Photocopies of Ten (10) receipts showing cash paid for supplies and/or cash received for services.
(c) Requesting a permit for one of your employees, or if you are an employee and you have permission from your employer to obtain a permit: A letter from your employer on his business stationery, explaining in detail why you need to carry a gun as part of your duties.
2) Professional Activities: Doctors, Pharmacies, etc., Must show evidence of legitimacy of business activity and valid certification or license.
3) Correctional Officers: Must submit verification of employment and documentation of threats and assaults.
4) Former Police Officer: If you have resigned or retired, you must show evidence of your tenure in law enforcement, such as a letter from your Agency.
5) Private Detective/Security Guard/Special Police & Railroad Police Commissions: All applicants who are employed as Private Detectives, Security Guards, Special Police, and Railroad Police, must submit a certification of qualification with a handgun from a Maryland State Police Certified Handgun Instructor on an MSP form. A copy of the form letter supporting “good and substantial reasons,” ownership of weapon, and location where the weapon will be maintained. (This form can be obtained from your employer).
6) Personal Protection: There must be documented evidence of recent threats, robberies, and/or assaults, supported by official police reports or notarized statements from impartial witnesses.