CW Spook
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FoxNews has just reported that Daniel Horowitz' wife, Pamela Vitale, was beaten to death by a 16yr old who used a piece of crown molding. I know from watching House Hunters on HGTV with my wife that California is plagued with a proliferation of crown molding, and I call upon Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer to immediately introduce legislation to rid the state of this threat. The first step must be the immediate cessation of the sale of crown molding and lawsuits against Home Depot and Lowe's, followed by the registration of every home where crown molding is installed. Ideally, this would lead to the eventual confiscation of all crown molding from any building in the state and its destruction at the hands of the enforcing body.